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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 10/29/09 05:53 AM
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Two Old Men decide they are close to their final days and decide to have a final night on the town.
After a few drinks, the decide to visit the local brothel The madam sees that they are drunk, and whispers to one of the girls, "Here. Take these dolls up to their rooms, they're so pissed, they won't be able to tell the difference anyways." The girl does as she's told, and the two old timers head off upstairs. As they are walking home, the first old timer says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" 'DEAD?' Exclaims his friend. "Well. she never made a move or a sound all the time I was loving her!" His friend says, Well. I think mine must have been a witch and a thief!" "A WITCH and a thief? How do you work that out? Well I went to give her a hickie between her legs. She farted and flew out of the damned window. Took my damned teeth with her as well!"  
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Two Old Men decide they are close to their final days and decide to have a final night on the town. After a few drinks, the decide to visit the local brothel The madam sees that they are drunk, and whispers to one of the girls, "Here. Take these dolls up to their rooms, they're so pissed, they won't be able to tell the difference anyways." The girl does as she's told, and the two old timers head off upstairs. As they are walking home, the first old timer says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" 'DEAD?' Exclaims his friend. "Well. she never made a move or a sound all the time I was loving her!" His friend says, Well. I think mine must have been a witch and a thief!" "A WITCH and a thief? How do you work that out? Well I went to give her a hickie between her legs. She farted and flew out of the damned window. Took my damned teeth with her as well!"
HAHAHAHAHA Another good one! Thanks UK!!!!! |
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