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Fri 10/24/08 08:48 PM

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


lol the room with the dead lions :)

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Fri 10/24/08 08:46 PM



so why do u think they call the candy...

candy corn.??

doesn't look like corn..

doesn't taste like corn..

and it doesn't smell like corn..

lmao


well...the three colors of the candy are meant to mimic corn...each piece is approximately the size of a whole kernel of corn...as if it fell off a ripe or dried ear of corn...

yumm


ok then...

yummm..I agree....

but now I feel sick to my stomach....lol

I sent 4 lg bags to my son in Iraq.....with all the other wonderful stuff...thanks was in order..but the special thanks was for the corn..

lots to go around.....


sounds like he got one hellofa care package :) i sent one to my sister in afghanistan with tons of candy and tp. :)

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Fri 10/24/08 08:40 PM

so why do u think they call the candy...

candy corn.??

doesn't look like corn..

doesn't taste like corn..

and it doesn't smell like corn..

lmao


well...the three colors of the candy are meant to mimic corn...each piece is approximately the size of a whole kernel of corn...as if it fell off a ripe or dried ear of corn...

yumm

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Fri 10/24/08 08:31 PM



what do u think of sarah palin? biggrin


ha! just had a debate about her ealier today!

i think my box of rocks are smarter then her. IMO


laugh why in heavens name do you keep a box of rocks?


lol i have a 20 gallon fish tank, some of the rocks just dont fit so theyre in a box under the tank :)

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Fri 10/24/08 08:26 PM

Thank you....

this was an enjoyable post....

read every thread....

:smile: flowers


well thank you for reading :)

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Fri 10/24/08 08:26 PM

what do u think of sarah palin? biggrin


ha! just had a debate about her ealier today!

i think my box of rocks are smarter then her. IMO

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Fri 10/24/08 08:06 PM

So organs decide the properness of lies?




lame.... looks like i got the short end of the stick


lol

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Fri 10/24/08 08:01 PM

Then why are women insane?

According to you, they have a solid reason for telling lies.... but if a man lies he should be lynched


because we have vaginas. thats why.

:)

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Fri 10/24/08 07:58 PM

Why do girls feel the need to lie... constantly


they have insecurities so they feel the need to lie to hide what they really feel.

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Fri 10/24/08 07:55 PM

Why does everyone think that Navy submariners are gay?


because of the high quantity of males all alone, reduced to a tin can under the water...

;)

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Fri 10/24/08 07:45 PM

ok then

You are going to be stranded on an island. You will never be rescued. You have a choice between what to bring: 10 sandwiches and one guy, or ten guys and one sandwich. What do you choose?


it would be easier to share 10 sandwiches with one guy then it would be to share 1 sandwich with 10 guys...so...10 sandwiches and one very special guy :)

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Fri 10/24/08 07:41 PM

You seem like a fun, interesting girl, so here's my question: How are you so bored you need to ask us to ask you questions?

Cute girl like you should be able to find fun everywhere


i like answering questions...it makes my think :)

bunny rabits are cute...i am not cute...bunnys cute...me...no... ;)


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Fri 10/24/08 07:10 PM



Okay, you said don't make it boring, so what's the most orgasms you've had in one night?


in one night all together, or in one session lol

in a night all together id guess around...8ish?

in one session would be 3...i had to tap out after that lol


Tap out. lol Thats funny. If it was done right, you wouldn't have had the energy to tap.

Thats just not fair either. Girls can get as many as they want. If we try that...well, it hurts. And not in a good way.


lol oh it was done right, im just hardcore like that ;)

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Fri 10/24/08 05:11 PM
do we HAVE to go to your parents for dinner?

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Fri 10/24/08 05:07 PM

why are they called "buttons"



i think its from the old german word bouter which means to thrust...which is kinda what you do to get it through the button hole

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Fri 10/24/08 04:56 PM

Why is the sky blue (I already know the answer but do you?) lol


the sky is blue because of something called rayleigh scattering or something like that...as the light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through... however alot of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules...the absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions and gets scattered all around the sky...so whichever direction you look, some of the scattered blue light reaches you...




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Fri 10/24/08 08:27 AM

Goodnight, Dia - thanks for the smiles! :smile:

So, do you SNORE? asleep

Oh, and wasn't that Tony Rezko dude the punk who stole my lunch money in 3rd grade, LHB? :laughing:


goooooood morning!

i dont think i snore, unless im sick. then my nose to too stuffy and has no choice :) but generally speaking, no, ive never been told i snore. my son does though...like a frikin freight train! lol

:)

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Fri 10/24/08 01:06 AM
heading to bed for now, have to be up in 5 hours to get the offspring up and ready for school then go take my comprehensive eval for MY school :)

leave me questions to do in the morning!!!

you guys rock!

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Fri 10/24/08 01:05 AM

When the song "Who let the dogs out" was still on the charts, were you one of those people that wondered "who DID let those dogs out?" or did you simply accept the song for what it was?

Curious.


i HATED that song! we used to make fun of it by singing "who let my mom out"

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Fri 10/24/08 01:04 AM

Do you know anyone from illinois?


i know alot of ppl from IL, i grew up there :)