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Sun 06/07/20 05:54 AM
Las Vegas and London, have a lot in common: they're the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.
Like sour cream and chives chips! Does the quality of the sex depend on the type or flavour of chips...

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Sun 06/07/20 05:52 AM
Love the rhythm you created with the words. It's really sad.

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Sat 06/06/20 07:19 PM
Strength can refer to physical strength, mental strength or emotional strength. True strength lies in a combo of these and knowing which one is needed more in a situation.

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Sat 06/06/20 05:16 AM
Maybe it was the intense light that triggered them.

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Fri 06/05/20 08:31 PM
Blue is a better hair colour, it makes me happy:hugging:

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Fri 06/05/20 08:30 PM
do not lust n ur ❤ aftr her beauty or let er her captivate u with the narrow irises of er eyes.when just to soon. while undr 2moons. in the velvet purple'ish of a srecret nite. she gav kisses of luxury. as her arm reached nto my pockets and snaked me of my spoils.-then she was absorbed into a few but many nothings. -and as i stood frm wher i stood. while i stood. i was dumbfounded and astonished into such the awe.

This is so tragic! Don't generalise, there's plenty great people out there.

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Fri 06/05/20 08:28 PM
Honestly, the bats and monkeys in my area become more vicious when it's full moon :rice_scene:🦇🤷:tone2:‍♀️

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Fri 06/05/20 04:17 PM

Fair enough. That's not as easy as it sounds, though. :wink:
you lose your mind often... Could be fun :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:



Not really. The mind comes in handy when I'm trying to be witty and charming. Once things heat up then I might lose my mind. Although boobs are always an attraction. Reminds me of a story...

Fatal attraction

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Fri 06/05/20 04:16 PM
Redheads
Blonds
Brunettes

All at once...?

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Fri 06/05/20 04:14 PM
Pole dance

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Fri 06/05/20 04:12 PM
Line dance

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Fri 06/05/20 04:12 PM
Story line

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Fri 06/05/20 04:11 PM

Welcome to the madhouse, collect your one piece jacket and join in the fun! :joy::joy::thumbsup:

Are you suggesting we all mad:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::upside_down:️ I prefer to find something sexier than a jacket.
Yep, we're all a little bit crazy in here! :joy::joy::thumbsup:
crazy adds to the joy of life and living

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Fri 06/05/20 04:10 PM

I think he's meaning blow-up dolls...
Well someone get the guy a puncture repair outfit for it then? :joy::joy::joy::thumbsup:
sometimes they past repair

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Fri 06/05/20 04:09 PM

I'd rather that guys keep and use their minds.


I use my mind every time I think about the above mentioned cleavage! drool

Can that be considered as a mind... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Fri 06/05/20 04:08 PM
Fair enough. That's not as easy as it sounds, though. :wink:
you lose your mind often... Could be fun :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Fri 06/05/20 03:23 PM
I'd rather that guys keep and use their minds.

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Fri 06/05/20 03:22 PM
Nudes are easy to find if you use Google. I'm sure you'll be safe here.

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Fri 06/05/20 03:20 PM
Welcome to the madhouse, collect your one piece jacket and join in the fun! :joy::joy::thumbsup:

Are you suggesting we all mad:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::upside_down:️ I prefer to find something sexier than a jacket.

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Fri 06/05/20 03:18 PM
And not tnt blow up, kaboom