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"I really am just making this so that I can make a comment to some1 imagine that."
And yet your profile already says more about you than most. |
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"Deep down I am looking"
I'm way up here. |
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"i am short dark not bad looking big breastlook to watch football"
I guess I don't understand how the big breast look helps you to watch football. |
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"i like being my self no matter what the consequences are."
Here's hoping you don't ever need the witness protection program. |
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"my famly dosent talk cuz i shout at them to much so they tell me to piss off"
If they don't talk, how do they tell you to piss off? Gestures? |
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"I like butt sex and hamsters."
I'm just hoping these are mutually exclusive. |
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" hope u don't mind that I have aids I cheat on my man n leave him in Texas n took his kid I listen to everything my parents say so u will never get anywhere n I never stay one place long so"
Usually it's best not to let your ex write your profile. |
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"why do i have to fill this in now... this is so stupid... why do i have to fill this in now... this is so stupid... "
Scientific studies have shown that actually having a profile increases your chances of finding a match by 98.21%. Having a good one increases it only slightly more. |
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"I would like a male who also like beach and will not shout at me when i watch Christines Garden on UKTV Gardens as this is my favourite show."
Ok to yell at you while you're, say, cooking dinner? |
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"i believe you treat others how you would want to be treated... i will warn you now, i do have have a little bit of a temper."
Logically it sounds like you want me to have a bit of a temper as well. |
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"I love Monty Python movies. "
She has got a wart.... |
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"I work in the Health Care Industry so I am naturally sweet and caring."
The name "Nurse Ratched" comes to mind. |
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"(I) can no longer be reached at this site. This site is full of horny ugly *** man who think they can pay for ****"
And that's different offline in the real world how? |
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"if you can't laugh at yourself then who will"
(Raising hand) |
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"Favorite Movie is the Shawshank Redemtion (that may be speeled wrong)"
Ironically, it's not the only thing that might be spelled wrong. |
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"I like to think of myself as an "ameatur" cook"
Trying to decide if you were going for a pun... although I doubt it. |
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"Come whisper in my ear your thoughts.
Then show me your intentions." Ok, but I don't think it will be quite as poetic. |
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"What's up with this thing asking for your intrest and the tells you to talk about your hobbies?"
It's a new thing from Homeland Security. |
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" LOVE IS REAL BUT SOME TIMES U GOT 2 ASK YOURSELF AM I REAL PEOPLE SAY YHEY WONT SOMEBODY REAL BUT HALF OF THE TIME THEY ARE NOT EVEN REAL WHERE THEY DO THAT AT"
For real, I don't have any idea what that means. |
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"okay so im suppose to say all these things about me. I would rather not share it with everyone."
I'll just consult a psychic. |
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