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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sun 02/13/11 08:09 PM
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"Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around."
If my dog had a thought bubble over his head, this is what I think would be in it. |
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"First, let me say that I have three kids; none of which is under the age of 9yrs. So we're a package deal. "
This isn't some sort of weird mother/daughter thing is it? |
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"One of the questions above is about the number of siblings I have. I had to say 9 because it would not go higher then that. I actually have 14 siblings of which I am #9. I thought it was worth mentioning."
But was it worth four sentences in your profile? |
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"I have to say that I am NOT into one night stands or just meeting for sex"
I checked and there's no requirement for you to say that. |
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"I have come to the conclustion that this might seem alittle harsh in words"
Perhaps if you just convey it via mime. |
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"I like watching movies to keep busy"
What do you do to slow down? Arsenic? |
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"They told me to write a longer message so here's your longer message! ;) Once again they asked me to write a longer message, so here's your longer message."
Do you suppose that maybe you defeated the purpose of writing a longer message? |
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"I'm new to this so please bare with me."
You're moving a little fast for me. |
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"if u truely dont like me then thats ur problem not mine"
It's not much of a problem for me, really. |
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"iam still me thur and thur "
Is that every Thursday? Or just the next two? |
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"Are there any men in the midwest that don't drive big 4 wheelers, harleys, or have their whole bodies tatooed? "
Sure. They're called tourists. |
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"for those of u that have messaged me and shown interest..i appreciate your efforts,but i need to put the fact out there that i prefer chocolate men.."
Yeah, but they spike your blood sugar. |
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"i like the outdoors and some thing inside too."
Is it your ceiling fan? |
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"Reading,cooking are my favorate hobbit." The lawyers for the Tolkien estate would like a word with you. I think it was a working name for Frodo in the early drafts. |
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"In the winter, it's all about hockey; the Stampede and the Gophers. It's the only sport I am interested in; except curling and synchronized swimming."
Just because they're in the Olympics doesn't make them sports. |
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"i get alone with everyone as long as they have a good head on they shoulders and aint all bout the goods"
If you get alone with everyone, people might start to get the wrong idea. Or the right idea. |
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"I can running into people that stabe on the back."
The logistics of this, not to mention the grammar, is very hard to grasp. |
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"I am looking for that special person who makes me smile and lights up everytime they see me. "
I think you're looking for a glow worm. |
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"I always said I would never use a dating website"
It's a lot like going to the adult toy store. You're curious what's there but you hope nobody you know sees you. |
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"f you asked friends to describe me, I would hope they would describe me as local, honest and loving."
Well sure... your LOCAL friends would probably describe you as "local". |
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