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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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using again as I was no official when I did before... Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I Don't Freakin Think So.  thats good |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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well hello and what can I get for you
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lets get things rolling here
On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When Saint Peter shows up, they asked him. Saint Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns looking some what bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "You CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!!" Saint Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? |
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Topic:
LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Edited by
tim20721
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Wed 06/04/08 08:31 PM
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I wanna sign up  well thats esy to do. click on smiless and send the gentleman a note and he will get you going. its his game so everyone has to register through him |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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princess did you get your glass of rat killer yet
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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did everyone make the switch?
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Ooooh whats going on in here? Looks like fun  this would be leisure suit johnnys place, every is welcome as soon as they become a member of the population. if you'd like to join just send me a email and we'll get the ball rolling |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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"Dont look at me, peeps...Im off the clock now. My time to have a bit of fun with the boys" She sits back in her chair...twisting a piece of hair that had fallen in front of her face between her fingertips. cali would you know the names of these ladies I'm giving johnny's liquor to |
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now I johnny keeps his rat poison/ martini mix here and his warm beer over there but all the rest is mostly Imagination!
and I can keep you busy with Imagination for quite some time |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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well ladies looks like johnny's out chasing the neighbors cat again i'm danny can I steal ya something from the bar Danny I don't want to trouble you but can you steal me a shot of patron?  you can have a shot at this patron
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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and just for the your name you can have a pitcher full, if your stomach can handle the abuse
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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well I can bomb but I don't know a jager from a alligator,
how about one of these so called martini's johnny poisons with |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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well ladies looks like johnny's out chasing the neighbors cat again i'm danny can I steal ya something from the bar
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anybody still drinking this home made anti freeze johnny's sellin'
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hey guys am I the only having technical problems in the threads??
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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ho ho and i would look like you be needin another little lady  why thank ya'all. Im simply devilish but my friends call me sim . And you would be?????? I'm dancing danny disco master at your service...er until johnny chases me out of here anyways... |
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ho ho and i would look like you be needin another little lady why thank ya'all. Im simply devilish but my friends call me sim . And you would be?????? I'm dancing danny disco master at your service, er until johnny comes back at least...... |
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(danny grabs a lone star) heres which I can find enjoy
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sim spies the newcomer......... heres on on johnny, just to get your name |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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ho ho and i would look like you be needin another little lady
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