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Hello to everyone! I hope you are having a great time on (Oneplusyou) Justsayhi. This game is an adult dating role-playing game and meant for those who have signed up with me. If you are interested then don’t hesitate to ask how it is done. We are currently (this number changes all the time) 47 people strong!

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Leisure Suit Johnny has new changes to make the game even easier.

You don’t have to keep track of your character sheet every single second. For example forget about money, how many successful jokes you accomplished, what kind of businesses you have, what items you own in the inventory list. If you have to add or subtract, put this there or here!

The game is now even easier to play! You get 25 flirt points each day. With them you can offer the points to a crush you may have in Leisure Johnny’s Bar. If that person accepts you add them as percentage points on your character sheet.

When you reach 100% you can ask them to be your girlfriend or boyfriend. If they say yes then you score and have a date. Get to know each other and have fun. If you feel like marrying in the game then ask me and I will do a online marriage for your characters for fun!

If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask!

what?

hello!! again just wanted to say hello to everybody.

Hello cookie

This game is an adult dating role-playing game and meant for those who have signed up with me.

This game is an adult dating role-playing game and meant for those who have signed up with me.

did everyone make the switch?

princess did you get your glass of rat killer yet

I wanna sign up

Brings msmyka her Jack & Coke.

Good Evening young lady, how are you doing this evening?

Is this seat taken?

well thats esy to do. click on smiless and send the gentleman a note and he will get you going. its his game so everyone has to register through him

NOTE FROM STORYTELLER: This is for those who signed up earlier.


If you haven’t yet then please erase the following below from your character sheet. Thank you!

The game will be much easier to play not worrying about these things on your character sheet.

If you have questions don’t hesitate to email me!

GET RID OF ON CHARACTER SHEET! THANK YOU

FLAW:
CASH
JOKE SUCCESSES:
JOKE FAILURES:
BUSINESSES:

HOUSE: RENTAL ONE BEDROOM ($500.00 PER MONTH)

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:


INVENTORY:

yes Danny thank you!

(((myka)))

lets get things rolling here

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder:

Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When Saint Peter shows up, they asked him.

Saint Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns looking some what bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "You CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" Saint Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?

hello how are you doing?

well hello and what can I get for you

SmExY Sylvia walks into the bars and sees the cutieful Johnny. She sits down and orders a golden martini. Sylvia knows Johnny makes a terrible martini but she orders it anyway just to see him smile...

using again as I was no official when I did before...



Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped
into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince
that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:


I Don't Freakin Think So.