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Thu 04/23/20 02:35 AM
Edited by SunnyMike on Thu 04/23/20 02:36 AM
...but it seems to me that men and women react to messages about potential dating in two different ways.

Men approach them like a job interview: Does the applicant fit the needs of the company?

Women approach them like a granting agency: What can I find wrong with the applicant so I can remove them for the process?

Thoughts?

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Thu 04/23/20 02:16 AM
Brat

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Thu 04/23/20 02:13 AM
Yarn

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Thu 04/23/20 02:10 AM
Prat

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Thu 04/23/20 02:08 AM
Oats

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Thu 04/23/20 02:05 AM
Pest

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Thu 04/23/20 01:39 AM
Teat

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Thu 04/23/20 12:54 AM
They had a special offer - Buy one, pay for two and we'll throw the second one in for free

Such a deal

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Thu 04/23/20 12:52 AM
Stop that, now I want a whisky.

Eats

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Thu 04/23/20 12:50 AM
In Swedish the word for "marriage" is "gift", doesn't that sound nice

Btw, their word for "poison" is "gift".


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Thu 04/23/20 12:08 AM
To bad "Idiot" has five letters

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Wed 04/22/20 11:57 PM
Peal

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Wed 04/22/20 11:43 PM
Edited by SunnyMike on Wed 04/22/20 11:45 PM
Good morning starshine, the earth says "Hello"
You twinkle above us, We twinkle below
Good morning starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing our early morning singing song
Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby nooby la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba

And they say lyrics today aren't understandable?????

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Wed 04/22/20 11:39 PM
Apes

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Wed 04/22/20 11:38 PM
Edited by SunnyMike on Wed 04/22/20 11:38 PM
Sex before or after marriage? Yes

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Wed 04/22/20 11:27 PM
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.

-Golda Mier

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Wed 04/22/20 11:25 PM
Not my job, that's for sure. OK, I need to get to work.

and it's Sweden, so I actually mean leave the house and go to work. :smile:

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Wed 04/22/20 11:23 PM
Yes, but it wasn't willingly and it started in Shanghai, China

Ok, No, but that would be great.

Have you ever flown in a ballon? Well the gondola.

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Wed 04/22/20 11:10 PM
A person with a lovely face that just makes you smile

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Wed 04/22/20 11:08 PM


One of my favorite Lee Evans jokes:

Why is it when your lost your wife says "Oh, let's just go home." "What? We're frickin lost!!"

Erm... not sure I get that one... noway


If you're lost, how do you find your way home? :smile:

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