A NOTE FROM THE DOG

Toilet bowl cleaner, lol. This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up.
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in
the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you
carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close the lid.


(You may need to stand on the lid.)

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.

(Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.)

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the
bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be
sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog


Gothcha' on the edit procedure, thanks.

Thanks ese, Rok, once I clicked out it won't let me edit. I tried.

Hi there Dan, Welcome aboard.

I was going to change it to "Polititian" I think that fits best, but it was too late.

It just hit me!! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year,
if any medical needs arise.. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head..



..."MY DAM DOG IS A DEMOCRAT"!!!!!

That is why you are young inside, you kept moving. People that lead sedentary lives with bad habits as well, tend to age more. I am learning from the seniors I meet, one next door is 80 years young, rides a bicycle 12 miles everyday, drank budweiser all his life and still does, every day. Never smoked and eats healthy, nothing processed, and takes 5000 mg vitamin C and multivitamin every day for the last 45 years. Not on any meds, either, has all his teeth and his mind too.

I think I lost my mind a few years back...LOL

Thanks for the info jemare, gave up sugar some time back, after 30 y/o they made me sick, so stick to the guy stuff now...LOL

Thanks Rok, I love your blogs, you seem to have a fun side and I enjoy that. I know what you mean, we are living longer, but gee, seems that ones that may look older than their age may have had a hard life. You were blessed with youthful good looks.
Don't let me fool you, I am going down fighting!!

MARVELOUS! Simply marvelous!!

It won't let me post certain pics from photobucket of the beach, anyone know why?

Anonymous: To the ones that say, "I don't look my age", hmmmm......Yes you do....someone was feeding your ego for lack of a better response....Grow old gracefully please, we all going that way to gether!......LOL

Yuengling
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Founded 1829 (as Eagle Brewery)
Founder(s) David Yuengling
Headquarters Pottsville, Pennsylvania, USA
Products Beer
Production output 2.5 million barrels
Owner(s) Richard L. Yuengling, Jr.
Website yuengling.com

D. G. Yuengling & Son is the oldest operating brewing company in the United States, established in 1829. It is one of the largest breweries by volume in the country. Based on sales in 2011, Yuengling was tied with the Boston Beer Company, maker of Samuel Adams brands, as the largest American-owned brewery.[1] Its headquarters are in Pottsville, Pennsylvania.[2] Yuengling produces about 2.5 million barrels annually, operating two Pennsylvania facilities, and a brewery in Tampa, Florida.





http://www.yuengling.com/our_story/

http://rreu.11net.com/yuengling/historical/home_of_yuengling_beer.jpg

http://www.thoughtsfromaconservativemom.com/2011/05/after-obligatory-memorial-day-wreath-ceremony-at-arlington-obama-hits-the-golf-course-fb/




*K at Free Republic confirms the
story*<http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2888848/posts>
*:*

*So this is how Obozo honors those who served….I just had this passed on
from a friend who was at the wall this morning:*

*I normally try to avoid political statements, but this one is a bit
different. This was received by Colonel X X X X X just a few moments ago,
who was refused access to the Vietnam War Memorial, where he has visited
his fallen comrades for the last 15 years.*

*Today is Memorial Day and I went to the Vietnam Memorial and something
happened there that upset me greatly and I want to pass it on.*

*For over 15 years I had been going with my dear Marine buddy, Larry
Cullen. Since he passed away last year and was interned at Arlington
Cemetery, I went this year accompanied by my grandson, Cameron. I had my
list of Recon Marines, school classmates, and Larry’s fallen buddies to
visit but, as we got close to the area of the National Mall where the Wall
is located, we saw huge white tents. We also saw barricades all along
Constitution Ave and for a couple blocks in each direction from the Wall.
They even closed down all of Constitution Av from the Lincoln Memorial all
the way to the WW-II Memorial and there was a virtual army of uniformed and
plain-clothes security everywhere.*

*The biggest tent was right at the west end of the Wall entrance and there
was a covered walkway leading right up to The Wall. It was so close, you
couldn’t get to the Wall on that side so, **my grandson and I went all the
way around to the eastern entrance to the Wall and walked down along the
Wall to the first of my names and I began telling my grandson about my
buddies and how each one died. In short order, a guy in a dark suit and
earpiece in his ear told us we had to leave as it was 0730 and they were
cloerans and families were forced to leave and it was locked down.*

*The Vietnam Memorial is the most visited site on the entire National Mall.
Memorial Day has more visitors to the Vietnam Memorial than almost any
other day.** Even at the rather early hour Cameron and I were there, there
were a lot of veterans and family members down there. In the midst of all
that, Obama decides to close it for over seven hours just so he can roll by
for 30 minutes in the afternoon for a campaign appearance with Democrats,
supporters, and campaign donors? **This is an incredulously arrogant,
egotistical, and inconsiderate thing to do. What in hell was Obama thinking?
*

*Hey President Obama: Since you ran me (and all the other veterans and
family members) out of the Memorial before we finished our business there,
how about doing me a favor. If you can take a short break from all the
grippin’, grinnin’, posin’ and pontificatin’, how about taking a minute or
two to stop by and say hello to my fellow Recon Marines and other
classmates on the Wall. I suspect you’ll be too busy with photo ops,
campaigning, and stroking donors to be troubled with a couple minutes doing
what the Memorial was built for but, just in case, here’s a list so you can
have your man find them and point them out to you. Hope you have a
Meaningful Memorial Day.*

*Joseph J. JONES; 53-W-02**
Sherwood David Kreis, 42-W-40
Dale Kagebein, 34-W-50
Jerry Bock, 25-W-95
Larry Daniels, 09-E- 66
Joe Mack Kemp, 09-E-69
Rhonda L. Raglan, 09-E-70
Robert L. Studards, 09-E-71
Jose D. Flores, 09-E-74
Arthur Willie Greene, 14-E-56
Eric Barnes, 17-E-41
Godfried Blankenship, 17-E-48
Michael Ray Smith, 19-E-113
Ervin Lovell, 19-E-120
William D. Martin, 25-E- 87
Michael L. Laporte, 26-E-1
Ronald Frederick Kitzke, 32-E-76
Charles Harris, 34-E-48
Robert Tracy, 34-E-72
Michael G. Murdock, 36-E-57*

*Maybe it would have been better for everyone if Obama had **just gone
golfing like last
year<http://www.thoughtsfromaconservativemom.com/2011/05/after-obligatory-memorial-day-wreath-ceremony-at-arlington-obama-hits-the-golf-course-fb/>
**. Unfortunately, this is what veterans and their families have to suffer
when Obama is in full campaign mode.*

*No wonder a recent Gallup poll showed **veterans prefer Mitt Romney to
Obama, 58% to 34%<http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/05/on-memorial-day-veterans-give-romney-a-24-point-lead-over-obama/>
**.*

The rain has finally cleared here in Daytona Beach and we have a Farmers Market and Beer Festival at City Island along the Halifax River. Barbeque at Ron Rice's home to benefit the Humane Society and other events around town.

Another beautiful day in paradise.
Bicycle riding to the festival

The more you open your mind to new options and putting less restrictions on age, location, you just might find more opportunities. I have seen people meet from different states even that have relocated. Best to you sir.

OMG. I am ROFL

What just happened? There was this nice looking man in the pic and some blonde just took over his body!!

Oh Wow!. Palmettos don't bite they are simply disgusting and carry disease from the "stuff" they walk in....You can feed them Boric Acid and watch them explode. LOL

Now, Chiggers? I had my first encounter with them behind the Emergency Vet Clinic one night. Stupid me, told my girlfriend, "They must have a lot of fleas back behind that clinic where I took my dog to pee that night....Ha ha.. she is an experience animal lady, boards horses, so she knew what they were right away. I put toothpaste on them at work to stop the itch.

Gee looks like we are getting an education out of this blog...Great!

WRONG B*tch
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed
middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the
woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so
rude.. My little Fifi is using that seat.."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was
under that dog. "Please, Ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his
place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong B*tch out the window."

Yes, and in Florida we look for a tan line where the ring was the day before! Ha ha ha !