remember when steve martin did stad-up comedy?

he said you walk up to the girl and say

"I break with thee,

I break with thee,

I break with thee...

...and then you throw dog poop on her shoes."

I've nver tried it, but I think it would have the desired results. :)

Well, truth be told- you're just not ready to date.

You haven't got over him, and chances are that you probably think about
him when you're with someone else (and that'll wreck a good date).

And yknow, it wouldn't be fair to the next guy that comes along, if
you're still hanging on to the memory of the last man you loved.

You'll have to heal first. Learn to get through a day without thinking
about him so much. You cant have a good time with anyone else until
he's history. The sucky part? Only time can heal ya.

Hang in there.