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Thu 11/29/12 04:02 PM
The pastor baptised MARK and dipped his head in water 3 times.At the 3rd time he said: "You are now baptised, You are a new creation,the old creation is gone! rubbish Ãπϑ nonsense way of life also gone!!!.No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Harp Lager beer,dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation. The old one is gone. You are now called Orange Juice!

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Thu 11/29/12 03:59 PM
Question: MARK Why is it so cold in China? MARK: Obviously, The Weather is not Original, it is Made in China with Cheap Labor!

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Thu 11/29/12 03:48 PM
i saw a girl today with stretch marks, and i said if stretch marks were to be wire, her own would be used to wire 3 bedroom flat.

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Thu 11/29/12 03:46 PM
u would get it by next year.

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Thu 11/29/12 03:28 PM
like eating food

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Thu 11/29/12 03:23 PM
Teacher : whats the name of the baby lizard
MARK : LIZZY BABY

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Wed 04/18/12 10:37 PM
" I love you not because of who you are, but
because of who I am when I am with you."