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Topic: LAUGH OUT LOUD WITH MC SCREWDRIVER
worldsexiest Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 7	Thu 11/29/12 03:23 PM
Teacher : whats the name of the baby lizard MARK : LIZZY BABY

italianman4u Joined Wed 09/05/12 Posts: 303	Thu 11/29/12 03:26 PM
omg! i pissed my pants!,, not! i want my 50 cents back!

worldsexiest Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 7	Thu 11/29/12 03:46 PM
u would get it by next year.

worldsexiest Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 7	Thu 11/29/12 03:48 PM
i saw a girl today with stretch marks, and i said if stretch marks were to be wire, her own would be used to wire 3 bedroom flat.

italianman4u Joined Wed 09/05/12 Posts: 303	Thu 11/29/12 03:52 PM
i saw a girl today with stretch marks, and i said if stretch marks were to be wire, her own would be used to wire 3 bedroom flat. oh yes, well that makes much more sense, why didnt you say so?

worldsexiest Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 7	Thu 11/29/12 03:59 PM
Question: MARK Why is it so cold in China? MARK: Obviously, The Weather is not Original, it is Made in China with Cheap Labor!

worldsexiest Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 7	Thu 11/29/12 04:02 PM
The pastor baptised MARK and dipped his head in water 3 times.At the 3rd time he said: "You are now baptised, You are a new creation,the old creation is gone! rubbish Ãπϑ nonsense way of life also gone!!!.No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Harp Lager beer,dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation. The old one is gone. You are now called Orange Juice!

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 11/29/12 05:39 PM
So if I make a priest drink water and bless himself does he pee holy water?

Salgra5 Joined Mon 11/26/12 Posts: 29	Mon 12/03/12 06:20 PM
So if I make a priest drink water and bless himself does he pee holy water?

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