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Sat 03/08/08 09:53 PM
During WWII, a woman was stuck at a Nazi checkpoint to Switzerland. She had no papers. There was a very long bridge at the border, and it took six minutes to cross. Observing the guard at the guardhouse, she found that he came out every three minutes to check that no one was trying to leave or enter. She knew that the guard's orders were to send anyone who crossed, without papers, back the way they came. How did she manage to cross safely?

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:26 PM

the cars parked



drinker
Right you are!

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:23 PM
Here's an easy one:

A black masked fellow walks out in front of a car, during a black-out wearing all black clothes, black hat, black cape and black boots. Why is he not run over?

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:20 PM

i was gonna say something about a sun roof


That would've been good enough for that one. laugh

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:18 PM
The answer is:

Because it's a convertible with the top down.

Hey, I didn't create it, I just posted it. laugh :tongue:

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:10 PM

cause he's dead laugh


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Ok...Rather than ask "Why?, then "How?".

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:06 PM
OK...I think I fixed that other riddle...Let's see:



A man is found dead in his car, police officers observe that he has been shot in the head, and that the windows are up and the doors are locked. The keys are in the ignition and the car is running; the safety features only allow the doors to lock from the inside. There are no holes or other bullet marks on the car or windows, and no weapon is in the car. The police suspect murder. Why?

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:03 PM
He's walking backwards. bigsmile

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 09:00 PM

he's in quicksand


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I admire your tenacity, but no.

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:52 PM

he was walking in large circles



:smile: Nope

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:50 PM
There was a man walking across a sandy desert and every time he looked behind him, he didn't see any footprints; there were no strong winds on that day. How can this be?

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:48 PM

ok the one from before, so you might know it.

A man leaves home and makes three left turns, upon returning home he finds two masked men there waiting for him, who are they?


Homeplate...Umpire & catcher. :wink:

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:45 PM

someone killed him, put him in the car, and locked the doorshuh


Quite right...This one was stupid. You post one.

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:42 PM
A man was found dead in his car, the officers observed that he had been shot in the head. they also observed that the windows were up and the doors were locked, there were no holes or other bullet marks on the car or windows, and no weapon in the car. The police suspect murder. How is this possible?

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:40 PM
He believed he was the last person on Earth.

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:36 PM
Edited by Lordling on Sat 03/08/08 08:39 PM
Repost:

A man, having lost all hope, jumps from a 20 story building. As he jumps, he hears a telephone ring and wishes he hadn't jumped. Why?


Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:33 PM

cause hope was calling him back?



Not quite...But you're getting there.

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:30 PM
Edited by Lordling on Sat 03/08/08 08:31 PM

sorry i thought no one was answering so i decided to jump in my bad!


flowerforyou No problem...If no one posts their new riddle within 5 minutes, then we move on.

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:26 PM

he was waiting for a call about the elevator


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No, but that's funny.

Lordling's photo
Sat 03/08/08 08:24 PM
A man, having lost all hope, jumps from a 20 story building. As he jumps, he hears a telephone ring and wishes he hadn't jumped. Why?

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