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Fri 02/15/08 12:42 AM

PRESIDENT ?




yawn I'm going to Vote for Buggs Bunny Again on The GOOFY Ticket...:tongue:

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Fri 02/15/08 12:27 AM

Matthew 28



28:17 And when they saw him,they worshipped him: but some doubted.


Some of the apostles that saw the supposedly risen Jesus did not think that it was him. Pretty odd. If they don't think it is real and they are standing right there why should anyone today believe the story.



yawn Your own banter,states that you are NOT for,but against the reality of Yahshuah of which would place you in line with The Thinking of The New World Order... yawn


noway I suggest that you read a Book called ( BEHOLD A PAIL HORSE ) By William Cooper, of which is documented fact no fiction...indifferent


:wink: As I have stated to you in private, you cannot win, when nobody is fighting you... :tongue:

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Thu 02/14/08 07:26 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OxLXe5YnQ

Big Butter Jesus .... noway laugh





:wink: Well Artgurl, I looked for the link that you posted,but I could not find it...grumble



Oh well, just chalk it up to Blind Stupid Men...yawn








yawn blushing noway laugh noway blushing yawn

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Thu 02/14/08 07:22 PM


Matthew 10


10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.










:wink: Thus, No House Hold = Very Few Foe's...indifferent

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Thu 02/14/08 11:32 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OxLXe5YnQ

Big Butter Jesus .... noway laugh





:wink: Well Artgurl, I looked for the link that you posted,but I could not find it...grumble



Oh well, just chalk it up to Blind Stupid Men...yawn

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Thu 02/14/08 11:26 AM

Mark 7

7:22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.




noway Yes perhaps, but do you destingwish any of these flaws within your own peronality ???


You must always remember that Pride comes before The Fall... :wink:

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Thu 02/14/08 12:05 AM

To answer your question....I do not know who Sherry Shriner is or what she speaks about. I don't care either. God shows me what I need to know. Period.





Sherry Shriner Speaks of The coming New World Order, she explains of how things are,and things you may not see coming...

If The Lord is leading you,this is GOOD, just be very mindful of what your Paster may lull you into...

Cosmo was here...love

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Wed 02/13/08 01:28 PM

As an atheist and a skeptic, I try to limit my magical thinking to occasional moments of vanity and revenge. But lately I’ve found myself wishing that if the Rapture is on the level, it would happen soon . . . I mean real soon.

The Rapture is the name given to a future event in which Jesus descends from heaven and gathers up all Christian fundamentalists [a.k.a. Christian Right] and swooshes them up bodily to heaven, but not before they’ve jettisoned their clothes and jewelry and all forms of prostheses, including pompadour hairpieces and inflatable bouffant support bladders.

Before I get too far into this, I want it understood that I’m not wishing these folks ill. On the contrary, I’m wishing them what they’ve always wanted—an eternity of enjoying the unchallenged moral certitude they were never quite able to fully enjoy here on Earth, but which nonetheless caused the rest of us no end of misery.

The signs for finally seeing the backside of the Christian Right are encouraging. According to raptureready.com, the Rapture Index (omens portending the Rapture) stands at 163, the highest it’s been since September 11, 2001 when it peaked at its all-time high of 182. I don’t know what the numbers mean either. But I’m not making this up.

It appears Jesus is getting his transition team in place, what with the recent raptures—albeit by conventional means—of the Rev. D. James Kennedy, godfather of the American Dominionist [a.k.a. theofascist] movement and hater of our secular constitution, and the Rev. Jerry Falwell, founder of the Moral Majority and hater of all people he could think of to hate.

I do wish the Lord would get his jesters assembled and move on this. Think what the Rapture will mean to those of us left behind.

Twenty-three percent of the 208 million adults in America identify themselves as either Pentecostal or Charismatic Christians [a.k.a. Rapture-ready]. In the event of the Rapture up to 50 million workers will be leaving their jobs without clocking out. The number of positions vacated will be five times as many needed to wipe out the country’s unemployment, leaving the rest of us in a workers’ paradise. Affirmative action be damned! It’s “trickle up” economics at work here.

Not only will our career paths be enhanced, but we’ll have a chance at longer, healthier lives by taking the untold billons of dollars President Bush is currently funneling into the Christian Right’s faith-based coffers to save “Americans one soul at a time" and reallocating them to stem cell research and universal health care, which will save considerably more of an American than just his or her ethereal soul.

Along with vocational upgrades and improved health, we’ll no longer have to wonder, “is our kids learning?” High school grads having trouble gaining admission to one of our over-crowded universities will have immediate access to the vacant desks—and possibly iPods—left by the tens of thousands of Rapture-ready students attending America’s 102 “Christ-centered” colleges, which will be under new management and begging for warm bodies.

And guys, speaking of warm bodies, the universities will be flush with coeds since far fewer teenage girls will be home taking care of their babies—there were 435,000 teen mothers last year. The hundreds of millions of federal dollars spent annually on abstinence-only sex education [a.k.a. religious dogma] in our public high schools will now fund comprehensive sex education programs that promote safe and effective birth control methods. Let’s face it. It was only the Christian Right who thought hormone-pumped primates would ever stop “doing it.”

By the way, do I even need to mention that with the Rapture-ready blissfully ensconced behind the pearly gates the rest of us will be left in peace to enjoy our bedrooms and our most personal intimate relationships on our own terms?

Unarguably though, the highlight of the Rapture will be finding out which of the “born-again” politicians are left on the ground. Unless someone has been lying to the American people—perish the thought—we stand to lose 48 Senators, 186 Representatives, four Supreme Court justices, seven presidential hopefuls, and one hopeless president.

If it turns out—highly unlikely though it is— that the 2008 presidential frontrunners of both parties are missing on Rapture-plus-one, we’ll enjoy the remaining election season with candidates who’ve always been willing to talk about more substantive issues than their most recent meet and greet with the Lord. The God-talk will be in heaven where it belongs.

Consider this . . . with a smile. If the Democrats with Dennis Kucinich and Al Gore—we can talk him into it—or the Greens with Cynthia McKinney and Ralph Nader can’t defeat the unraptured and unrepentant Ron Paul and Rudy Giuliani on their own merits, we’ll now own the Supreme Court.

There is a downside. We know damn-good-and-well who’ll be sitting at his Oval Office desk with a “fooled you again” smirk on his mug on Rapture-plus-one. But keep in mind, we’ll still have Section 4 of Article II of the Constitution and we’ll have the votes and we’ll have the prison. Keep in mind also, gods mostly help those who help themselves.

Having imagined all the above, my thinking is not so magical as to believe there won’t be a few post-Rapture problems. After all, according to Revelations this will be the time of the Great Tribulation and we’ll still have Satan [a.k.a. your choice] to wrestle with. But with the Christian Right enjoying eternity . . . well . . . who cares where, we’ll have only one Devil in the ring at a time. And he’ll be the one carrying a pitchfork not a Bible.

Author’s note: Hopefully Jesus is a not a strict sectarian and swooshes up Jewish and Muslim fundamentalists as well. WHAT? I have the right to hope.

_______



About author
Robert Weitzel lives in Middleton, WI. His essays regularly appear in The Capital Times in Madison, WI. He has also been published in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Skeptic Magazine, Freethought Today and on the web sites, smirkingchimp.com and commondreams.org. He can be contacted at: rweitz@tds.net.







BAD NEW BOSS!!!

Yahushuah is not likely to come and remove his people from This World untill after he removes Satan and his forces...:wink:


Also satan wins by default,so weather you are ignostic or athiest dose not matter,you still belong to satan,simply because you do not belong to Yahushuah....noway

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Wed 02/13/08 01:21 PM

As an atheist and a skeptic, I try to limit my magical thinking to occasional moments of vanity and revenge. But lately I’ve found myself wishing that if the Rapture is on the level, it would happen soon . . . I mean real soon.

The Rapture is the name given to a future event in which Jesus descends from heaven and gathers up all Christian fundamentalists [a.k.a. Christian Right] and swooshes them up bodily to heaven, but not before they’ve jettisoned their clothes and jewelry and all forms of prostheses, including pompadour hairpieces and inflatable bouffant support bladders.

Before I get too far into this, I want it understood that I’m not wishing these folks ill. On the contrary, I’m wishing them what they’ve always wanted—an eternity of enjoying the unchallenged moral certitude they were never quite able to fully enjoy here on Earth, but which nonetheless caused the rest of us no end of misery.

The signs for finally seeing the backside of the Christian Right are encouraging. According to raptureready.com, the Rapture Index (omens portending the Rapture) stands at 163, the highest it’s been since September 11, 2001 when it peaked at its all-time high of 182. I don’t know what the numbers mean either. But I’m not making this up.

It appears Jesus is getting his transition team in place, what with the recent raptures—albeit by conventional means—of the Rev. D. James Kennedy, godfather of the American Dominionist [a.k.a. theofascist] movement and hater of our secular constitution, and the Rev. Jerry Falwell, founder of the Moral Majority and hater of all people he could think of to hate.

I do wish the Lord would get his jesters assembled and move on this. Think what the Rapture will mean to those of us left behind.

Twenty-three percent of the 208 million adults in America identify themselves as either Pentecostal or Charismatic Christians [a.k.a. Rapture-ready]. In the event of the Rapture up to 50 million workers will be leaving their jobs without clocking out. The number of positions vacated will be five times as many needed to wipe out the country’s unemployment, leaving the rest of us in a workers’ paradise. Affirmative action be damned! It’s “trickle up” economics at work here.

Not only will our career paths be enhanced, but we’ll have a chance at longer, healthier lives by taking the untold billons of dollars President Bush is currently funneling into the Christian Right’s faith-based coffers to save “Americans one soul at a time" and reallocating them to stem cell research and universal health care, which will save considerably more of an American than just his or her ethereal soul.

Along with vocational upgrades and improved health, we’ll no longer have to wonder, “is our kids learning?” High school grads having trouble gaining admission to one of our over-crowded universities will have immediate access to the vacant desks—and possibly iPods—left by the tens of thousands of Rapture-ready students attending America’s 102 “Christ-centered” colleges, which will be under new management and begging for warm bodies.

And guys, speaking of warm bodies, the universities will be flush with coeds since far fewer teenage girls will be home taking care of their babies—there were 435,000 teen mothers last year. The hundreds of millions of federal dollars spent annually on abstinence-only sex education [a.k.a. religious dogma] in our public high schools will now fund comprehensive sex education programs that promote safe and effective birth control methods. Let’s face it. It was only the Christian Right who thought hormone-pumped primates would ever stop “doing it.”

By the way, do I even need to mention that with the Rapture-ready blissfully ensconced behind the pearly gates the rest of us will be left in peace to enjoy our bedrooms and our most personal intimate relationships on our own terms?

Unarguably though, the highlight of the Rapture will be finding out which of the “born-again” politicians are left on the ground. Unless someone has been lying to the American people—perish the thought—we stand to lose 48 Senators, 186 Representatives, four Supreme Court justices, seven presidential hopefuls, and one hopeless president.

If it turns out—highly unlikely though it is— that the 2008 presidential frontrunners of both parties are missing on Rapture-plus-one, we’ll enjoy the remaining election season with candidates who’ve always been willing to talk about more substantive issues than their most recent meet and greet with the Lord. The God-talk will be in heaven where it belongs.

Consider this . . . with a smile. If the Democrats with Dennis Kucinich and Al Gore—we can talk him into it—or the Greens with Cynthia McKinney and Ralph Nader can’t defeat the unraptured and unrepentant Ron Paul and Rudy Giuliani on their own merits, we’ll now own the Supreme Court.

There is a downside. We know damn-good-and-well who’ll be sitting at his Oval Office desk with a “fooled you again” smirk on his mug on Rapture-plus-one. But keep in mind, we’ll still have Section 4 of Article II of the Constitution and we’ll have the votes and we’ll have the prison. Keep in mind also, gods mostly help those who help themselves.

Having imagined all the above, my thinking is not so magical as to believe there won’t be a few post-Rapture problems. After all, according to Revelations this will be the time of the Great Tribulation and we’ll still have Satan [a.k.a. your choice] to wrestle with. But with the Christian Right enjoying eternity . . . well . . . who cares where, we’ll have only one Devil in the ring at a time. And he’ll be the one carrying a pitchfork not a Bible.

Author’s note: Hopefully Jesus is a not a strict sectarian and swooshes up Jewish and Muslim fundamentalists as well. WHAT? I have the right to hope.

_______



About author
Robert Weitzel lives in Middleton, WI. His essays regularly appear in The Capital Times in Madison, WI. He has also been published in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Skeptic Magazine, Freethought Today and on the web sites, smirkingchimp.com and commondreams.org. He can be contacted at: rweitz@tds.net.



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Tue 02/12/08 09:36 PM



Matt 24:6 “You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed



Sir, you seem to be totterig on a fence,on the one hand you bow down to zeus, yer even as that old dragon the devil you quote scripture, on the one hand you can fall into the pit of hell fire,yet on the other you will have to suffer and die as Christ once did...love

With Christ you must be willing to loose your life, to save your soul...:wink:


With the devil you need only to stay as you are and sell your soul to the devil...:tongue:



So which will it be ??? glasses

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Tue 02/12/08 01:02 PM

:wink: Who is Sherry Shriner and what dose she talk about ???

Is America on it's last legs and if so, How did this happen ???

Did you know that satan winns by default ???

If to you there is NO GOD and you are ignostic, then you belong to satan even though you do NOT BELIEVE IN GODS...

What you believe dose not really matter, it is all very CUT AND DRY...

Either you belong to The Lord Thy GOD,
or you belong to satan...

So tell me who is Sherry Shriner and what dose she talk about ??? :wink:






yawn flowerforyou explode flowerforyou yawn noway

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Tue 02/12/08 12:54 PM
Edited by cosmoisin on Tue 02/12/08 12:57 PM



noway OK so it might not be quite 900 feet tall, but a few hundred for sure...noway
So I figure that some of you may know about The GIANT JESUS Over looking Rio Dajanero...

Tijuana seem's to have wanter some of That Glory,only The Mexican Jesus is Looking Out To Sea, not a all The Sufferage of Tijuana...

Also like all Plastic Jesus's,they only look to Him For Crop Failure after soine a few wild seed's...

Of which brings me bake to The Fable of JESUS...

His name was Emanual and He was not into Pagen Images, let alone A Plastic JESUS 900 Feet Tall!!!

EVEN ROME did not build a Statue That Big of ANYONE!!!

The Bible, did that not come from ROME???

The only TRUE word of GOD can be found in The Dead Sea Scrolls and they are classified as TOP SECRET by The Moassed,the Israeli Secret Police...

So exsactly what do you have other that a ROCK SOLID FAITH IN A PLASTIC JESUS 900 FEET TALL ???




laugh If Zeus was so Great then why are there NO 900 Foot Tall Plastic Zeus Doll's Dotting The GREEK Landscape...laugh


From the net
one of the 7 wonders of the world

The statue of Zeus at Olympia: c.430 BC

The statue of Zeus is the centrepiece of the god's temple at Olympia. About seven times lifesize, it shows him seated on a throne. In one hand he holds the winged figure which to the Greeks symbolizes victory; in the other is a sceptre surmounted by an eagle. The surface of the statue is gold and ivory. In the eyes of the ancient world this is the masterpiece of the great sculptor Phidias, surpassing even his earlier statue of Athena (also of gold and ivory) for the Parthenon in Athens.

The discovery of the workshop of Phidias at Olympia has enabled archaeologists to date the statue of Zeus to the years around 430 BC. Both the temple and the statue are destroyed in the 5th century AD











laugh The Center Piece of your statment is represented by the word (WAS) NOT IS!!!

IF ZEUS WAS SO GREAT, THEN WHY ARE THERE NO 900 FOOT PLASTIC ZEUS DOLLS DOTTING THE GREEK SHORLINE??? laugh


:wink:Yahushuah IS THE ONE AND ONLY,hat you should be bowig down to... :wink:


Boy,for a guy who was crowing about being born again not too long ago,how soon you seem to forget...glasses


sad Your Salvation is not forever,it is only kept by remaining faithful to Yahushuah...love

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Tue 02/12/08 01:33 AM
Edited by cosmoisin on Tue 02/12/08 02:03 AM

noway OK so it might not be quite 900 feet tall, but a few hundred for sure...noway
So I figure that some of you may know about The GIANT JESUS Over looking Rio Dajanero...

Tijuana seem's to have wanter some of That Glory,only The Mexican Jesus is Looking Out To Sea, not a all The Sufferage of Tijuana...

Also like all Plastic Jesus's,they only look to Him For Crop Failure after soine a few wild seed's...

Of which brings me bake to The Fable of JESUS...

His name was Emanual and He was not into Pagen Images, let alone A Plastic JESUS 900 Feet Tall!!!

EVEN ROME did not build a Statue That Big of ANYONE!!!

The Bible, did that not come from ROME???

The only TRUE word of GOD can be found in The Dead Sea Scrolls and they are classified as TOP SECRET by The Moassed,the Israeli Secret Police...

So exsactly what do you have other that a ROCK SOLID FAITH IN A PLASTIC JESUS 900 FEET TALL ???




laugh If Zeus was so Great then why are there NO 900 Foot Tall Plastic Zeus Doll's Dotting The GREEK Landscape...laugh

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Tue 02/12/08 01:25 AM


Exactly Zeus has set Mars upon us. Bringing the ringing sound of war to our ears. Do not abandon God people. Do not abandon him not at a moment like this.


We stand together on this cosmis drinker




yawn Zeuuuuuuus as a fallen Angel, as were all the Greek gods, so if you bow down unto Zeus
then in reality you are a servent of Apollion,Lucifir,Satan that old Dragon,the devil...smokin


love I serve Yahushuah,The Savior of Mankind, The woman I speak of is also a Servent of The Most High... love


flowerforyouJust google Sherry Shriner if you have any questions of the Last Days, What is to come,The FEMA CAMPS,THE ROUND UP's, Monoatomic Gold,The Chip Implants,Federal Innoculations,FAMIN,Weather Modification,H.A.A.R.P. Induced Earth Quakes, Commet impacts on Earth,the 79 active Volcanos within The Contenental US,Bio Weapons and self inducd Plagues...
flowerforyou


love You can call on any god you wish to save you, But Only Yahushuah can and will SAVE you...love


laugh All your other gods,will simply watch and laugh as you squirm and die...noway

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Mon 02/11/08 09:09 PM


Im with you dude there is only one true God Zeus maker of all things. If you believe in Zeus or not doesn't matter Zeus is there. Wake up people noway




noway Yu people answer your own questons, in reguard to why would The Lord let america sink into the pitts of Hell... smokin

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Mon 02/11/08 10:02 AM



duhhh, were all going to die, god dosent exist, satan dosent exist... its all f******* warped from the zodiac. the ancient egyptians personified the stars, and gave them each a story, and then the romans twisted it into some sick effing mind game called religion. free your MIND man, Zeitgeist <--best movie ever. watch it and i garauntee you'll agree that youve been a stupid pawn all along.
down with religion (weather it be catholocizim, christianity, buddhism, satanism, watever. none of it exists.)
sorry to bash your post... its been a long night, and the last thing i need to hear about is bu**s**t religion. the reason america is on its last leg is because were all freakling brainwashed into believeing what others want us to believe. government, religion, hahaha.
you think america is the home of the free?
it is in OUR bill of RIGHTS not to be taxed... but hah we ARE, arent we? and also... "The Freedom of speech is the concept of being able to speak freely without censorship. The right to freedom of speech is guaranteed under international law through numerous human rights instruments, notably under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights" what the H311 are we being sensored for people? USE YOUR VOICES! stand up for what YOU believe in, not what the GOVERNMENT wants you to believe in... or what the pope wants you to believe in... all theyr doing is giving all you religious morons false hope.

oh, and RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!explode mad explode mad explode mad


The beginning section of Zeitgeist...the part about religion...that's all lies. It's made up, there are no historians in the world who believe that stuff. I'm sorry, but you were deceived.




laugh On the off chance that you are simply deluded by youth,I would rather be thought quite MAD or insane, rather then take The MARK OF THE BEAST...noway

smokin However you in your great wisdome, will gladly take a micro chip under your skin, if it means that 100% of your credit Debt will be wiped away...ohwell

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Mon 02/11/08 09:26 AM

I think your logic is a little flawed, but none the less i respect your opinion.
Thanks for sharing.











:smile: I have asked a simple question, Dose nobody know the answer ??? smokin

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Mon 02/11/08 03:23 AM


duhhh, were all going to die, god dosent exist, satan dosent exist... its all f******* warped from the zodiac. the ancient egyptians personified the stars, and gave them each a story, and then the romans twisted it into some sick effing mind game called religion. free your MIND man, Zeitgeist <--best movie ever. watch it and i garauntee you'll agree that youve been a stupid pawn all along.
down with religion (weather it be catholocizim, christianity, buddhism, satanism, watever. none of it exists.)
sorry to bash your post... its been a long night, and the last thing i need to hear about is bu**s**t religion. the reason america is on its last leg is because were all freakling brainwashed into believeing what others want us to believe. government, religion, hahaha.
you think america is the home of the free?
it is in OUR bill of RIGHTS not to be taxed... but hah we ARE, arent we? and also... "The Freedom of speech is the concept of being able to speak freely without censorship. The right to freedom of speech is guaranteed under international law through numerous human rights instruments, notably under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights" what the H311 are we being sensored for people? USE YOUR VOICES! stand up for what YOU believe in, not what the GOVERNMENT wants you to believe in... or what the pope wants you to believe in... all theyr doing is giving all you religious morons false hope.

oh, and RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!explode mad explode mad explode mad




laugh Spoken like a True Blond,hair coloring was invented just for Silly women...smokin


yawn Know ye not that you had life befor your birth and that your soul will continue after your death ??? Yet you will sell your imortal soul, for just a few sheckles and perhaps a wink...noway

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Mon 02/11/08 02:27 AM

Agnostic does not mean Atheist.. laugh

I believe in GOD... :smile:






laugh Agnostic dose believe in a god, that would be Lucifer,Apolian,that old Dragon the devil...glasses

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Mon 02/11/08 02:18 AM

:wink: Who is Sherry Shriner and what dose she talk about ???

Is America on it's last legs and if so, How did this happen ???

Did you know that satan winns by default ???

If to you there is NO GOD and you are ignostic, then you belong to satan even though you do NOT BELIEVE IN GODS...

What you believe dose not really matter, it is all very CUT AND DRY...

Either you belong to The Lord Thy GOD,
or you belong to satan...

So tell me who is Sherry Shriner and what dose she talk about ??? :wink:






laugh I am Human, in so being, I am less than perfect and bound to make mistakes...noway