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I have met several men from these sites and it ultimately comes down to one thing...S-E-X! When we talk for the first few times, it's always the same thing, " I am different", "I'm not all about just sex"...My mama always told me..."if you can get a man through his 40s without several women and sex fetishes, you have it made"...I never want to tell that woman she is right! Is there any male out there that can prove that?

Maybe we are looking for love in all the wrong places...I am at a loss...any suggestions?

I am off for my first day at the new job!! So excited Another step to realizing those dreams!! I hope everyone has a wonderful Monday!!!

so are we!!!! thank you

I have found that 90% of the guys I have talked to on here ask some sort of "sexual" question...from the "web cam thing" to how big my boobs are...to explaining his anatomy...I think it's a "male thing"

AMEN!

O God, the strength of the weak and the comfort of sufferers: Mercifully accept our prayers, and grant to your servant John the help of your power, that his sickness may be turned into health, and our sorrow into joy; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

To Be 6 Again...


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to
have for her Birthday.

’I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking
in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose

early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and
then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!


He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his
wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ’Well Dear,
what was it like being six again??’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. ’I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he’s gonna get it wrong.

Me tooo!!! I'm not greedy

???? So what do I get?

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

Good Luck!!

That is exactly the way I am looking at it!

Good Morning to all

Well today is the day I am going to go and meet one of my JSH Mutual Matches!!! I am so excited & nervous too Wish me luck!!!! I hope everyone has a great day!!!

I so bad at guessing ages...SexyK8lyn - 26

I just want a romance with a HONEST/MATURE male...guess we are both asking for too much huh?

Good Morning ALL...Have a wonderful day & weekend. Be Safe!