To Be 6 Again...


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to
have for her Birthday.

’I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking
in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose

early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and
then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!


He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his
wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ’Well Dear,
what was it like being six again??’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. ’I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he’s gonna get it wrong.

hahaha that was cute

So true

so funny!!