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         2 guys wants to make there point
 
  my name is Alex Golberg, you know i never forgave you Koreans for attacking Pearl Arbour UHH 'im Chinese And it was the Japanese who attacked it chinese,japanese,korean... whats the difference?? Well I never forgave all you Jews for sinking the Titanic It was an Iceberg Goldberg,Greenberg,Iceberg ..Whats the difference  | 
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         the day cars will be intellgent, Rolls Royces will need pychiatrists.... 
     
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        sardines are: little headless fishes that lives in oil !!! 
     
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         A canibal is someone who like is next but with sauce !!!
     
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          stand on your principle!!! sooner or later they'll break apart!!!
 
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        My grand father knew exactly the date and the hour of his death .
 
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         they say that when you get internet you can go around the world
 
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        the fisrt that got internet emailed to who???
     
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       knock knock whoes there ?? pizza men I didd'nt order any pizza men
     
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        telephone rings ))) hello  caller say Hi honey what are you doing ?
 
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        When deaf people wants to tell secrets do they wear mittens ??
     
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        attrack him with a few cats???!!! 
    
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       If she or he do not understand the body language just say that you just caught herpeces and if they don't run far from you well take your medecin ... 
    
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        WOULD YOU DATE YOURSELF?
       
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      yes of course i would , in fact i am making love right now  
    
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      nope no way 
     nature is not done that way
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       definitely an nay  
    
nature not done this way apple tree don't mix with tomato plant  | 
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       in a word ; not much more than any other dating sites cuz people do not give themself chances witch comes to the question : why do people register on dating sites??
 
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  nature is not done that way