Community > Posts By > whitesand3
Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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2 guys wants to make there point
my name is Alex Golberg, you know i never forgave you Koreans for attacking Pearl Arbour UHH 'im Chinese And it was the Japanese who attacked it chinese,japanese,korean... whats the difference?? Well I never forgave all you Jews for sinking the Titanic It was an Iceberg Goldberg,Greenberg,Iceberg ..Whats the difference |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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the day cars will be intellgent, Rolls Royces will need pychiatrists....
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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sardines are: little headless fishes that lives in oil !!!
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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A canibal is someone who like is next but with sauce !!!
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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stand on your principle!!! sooner or later they'll break apart!!!
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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My grand father knew exactly the date and the hour of his death .
The juge told him |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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they say that when you get internet you can go around the world
and thats false i did not move from my room |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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the fisrt that got internet emailed to who???
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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knock knock whoes there ?? pizza men I didd'nt order any pizza men
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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telephone rings ))) hello caller say Hi honey what are you doing ?
answer : i am talking to you |
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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When deaf people wants to tell secrets do they wear mittens ??
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Edited by
whitesand3
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Sun 01/06/13 10:47 PM
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attrack him with a few cats???!!!
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Topic:
Not Interested
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If she or he do not understand the body language just say that you just caught herpeces and if they don't run far from you well take your medecin ...
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Topic:
WOULD YOU DATE YOURSELF?
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yes of course i would , in fact i am making love right now
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nope no way nature is not done that way
apple tree do not mix with tomato plant |
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definitely an nay
nature not done this way apple tree don't mix with tomato plant |
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in a word ; not much more than any other dating sites cuz people do not give themself chances witch comes to the question : why do people register on dating sites??
p/s at least post a pic of yourself for a starter |
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IT MUST BE YOUR OWN SURVEY !!
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