he was looking up her skirt

A man went to the confession booth to confess his
sins. He tells the preist that he has been unfaithful
to his wife. The preist ask if it was a member of the church.
The man said yes she goes by the name Nookie Green.
He told the man to do five hail mary's and everything
would resolve it self.

The very next sunday the preist was conducting service
when a woman walked in dressed from head to toe in green.
This was bothering the preist and at one point he ask
the alter boy if that was Nookie Green. the alter boy
replyed no that's just a reflection off of her shoes.

A guy rides in to town on friday he stays three days
and then leaves on friday. How does he do it?


I will give you answer

His horse is named friday.

got to like those wizard jokes

A PREIST AND A RABBI WERE WALKING THROUGH A PARK.
THE PREIST SEE SOME BOY SCOUTS OVER BY THE WOODS.
THE PREIST SAID TO THE RABBI "LETS GO OVER AND SCREW
THE THE BOY SCOUTS". THE RABBI SAID "OUT OF WHAT?"

THIS BLONDE CALLED 911 AND THE DISPATCHER SAID"
911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY"
THE BLONDE SAID" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE GET HERE QUICKLY"
THE DISPATCHER SAID " CLAM DOWN LADY HOW DO WE GET THERE"
THE BLONDE SAID " DUH THE BIG RED TRUCK "

now that was funny

WHAT IS THE WET SPOT BETWEEN A HILLBILLY COUPLE?

RELATIVE HUMITITY

THIS BLONDE WAS WORKING AT THE M&M FACTORY.
SHE ONLY LASTED A DAY THERE. SHE GOT FIRED FOR PICKING
OUT AL OF THE W'S.