The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor
that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one,
which a
Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now,
I want
the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
is
a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you
will
feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a
body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and
her
voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.

hehehehehehehahahahahahehehe-[ahem]---*whistlin'*

got to like those wizard jokes

Outstanding joke Poet .... lol...

yup and that is
the way rumors are