A man went to the confession booth to confess his
sins. He tells the preist that he has been unfaithful
to his wife. The preist ask if it was a member of the church.
The man said yes she goes by the name Nookie Green.
He told the man to do five hail mary's and everything
would resolve it self.

The very next sunday the preist was conducting service
when a woman walked in dressed from head to toe in green.
This was bothering the preist and at one point he ask
the alter boy if that was Nookie Green. the alter boy
replyed no that's just a reflection off of her shoes.

well i don't get it
care to explain?

he was looking up her skirt