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Mon 02/27/12 02:47 PM

he can't start an oven leave alone preparing a one course meal

Baaaah! My secret is out.

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Mon 02/27/12 02:32 PM
She's actually a robot assassin sent from 1984 to track down soviets in the future.

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Mon 02/27/12 01:58 PM
Lol @ everything previous to this post. Screw sharia law in America, it directly contradicts the first amendment. Muslims have no more right to attack a "zombie Muhammad" than Christians have a right to react violently to humorous depictions of Christ. OooOOooh those pesky atheists and their inciting reactions. Lol ensue aggravated theological / political debate in 5...4...3...2...1. Action.

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Mon 02/27/12 01:32 PM
I wear this human suit in RL too. But you can see how poorly it fits in person.

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Mon 02/27/12 01:26 PM

yes i know.. but nevertheless everybody marks devil as a super bad guy why not consider that god is the bad one!

Your post reminded me of Piers Anthony's 'incarnations of immortality' series. Death, nature, time and so forth are all just jobs to be filled. Good reads. : )

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Mon 02/27/12 01:22 PM
Or simply the negative polarity of the same magnetic field. :shrug: Who knows? Interesting concepts, but sadly they were created by people who thought the earth was flat and the sun revolved around us. Oh yeah, and slavery, female subjugation, child murder... The list goes on. When you put the god/satan concept into the proper context, it really becomes apparent just how silly religion really is.

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Mon 02/27/12 01:16 PM
2. Just don't even bother dude.

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Mon 02/27/12 01:29 AM
10 for Spence. As if she didn't know. happy

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Sun 02/26/12 02:49 AM
Whoa now. I do not condone sex bragging to mom. Lol! shocked

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Sun 02/26/12 02:45 AM
Was just saying hI... Geez. laugh

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Sun 02/26/12 01:50 AM
Hi everybody!

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Sun 02/26/12 01:45 AM
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Sat 02/25/12 01:36 AM
Agreed. : ) It's beautiful.

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Fri 02/24/12 01:31 PM

Just how good am I about keeping secrets? I know all 12 special ingredients in the Colonels chicken recipe...

Salt, pepper and MSG. bigsmile

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Fri 02/24/12 03:13 AM
I don't see the big deal, frankly. I fully support a woman's right to choose whatever she wants in regards to her body. So, call me an *******, but how is terminating pregnancy for arbitrary reasons (like gender) any more or less morally sound than terminating one for the arbitrary reason of... Don't want / can't afford / shouldn't have a baby? Seriously, if you're going to claim to be pro-choice, then be PRO-CHOICE. Make up your damned minds you morality-projecting buffoons.

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Fri 02/24/12 02:38 AM
I fail to rationally understand how bills like that even exist in the first place. Ah yes, that's right - religious guilt-trip cover for simply trying to keep every last fetus (read: future taxpayer and potential idiot voter) alive and breathing... way to go republicans. Way to be.

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Fri 02/24/12 02:17 AM
Agreed Belle. Sometimes it's unbearably hard and sometimes it's a breeze... It's all about the ebb and flow - life is a cycle, or an algorithm. On/off, light/darkness, beautiful/terrifying, easy/impossible... Or like the 1's and 0's in code. : )

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Fri 02/24/12 01:55 AM
My penis is made of money and ejaculates eternal youth. And chocolate. laugh

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Fri 02/24/12 01:48 AM
Oh, stop pretending it's a gender-specific issue. Lol... People lie because they have an agenda - resume lies are no better and no worse than lying to a person you just met about your potentially incriminating or stigmatizing sexual history. Everyone lies, it's a human issue. Plus, we all find ways of justifying our lies - do the ends justify the means? Depends on what you're after.

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Fri 02/24/12 01:28 AM
Thinking I'm glad to be alive in the present moment. My life is good. :smile:

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