Obama did attend an islamic based school when he was a young child..it was not the radical type of islam that we are seeing transpire today...however, he has made it very clear that he is not muslim that he is very much a christian. the muslim smear is simply the CLINTON's compaign to attack him.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.



'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'



Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '



The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.



Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



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They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

2.77 Ft. Worth, TX area

thank you glad you liked it

Give me your best shot

Bend Over Hun!! LOL

Show Her That You Love Her

Sometimes she will laugh
and sometimes she will cry
Sometimes she'll get mad at you
and leave you wondering why
A woman's mind is a mystery
that no man can uncover
So don't waste your time trying to figure her out
show her that you love her

What she wants and what she needs
maybe two different things
And the words you hear so clear
aren't always what they mean
She may say that she's cold tonight
just to have you hold her
So don't waste your time trying to figure her out
show her that you love her

The ocean doesn't ask why the moon pulls the tide
so don't question the feelings she feels inside
If you had all the answers
Tell me what would it matter
So don't waste your time trying to figure her out
show her that you love her

If she smiles and says she loves you
as the tears roll from her eyes
then you found a treasure
that only true love can find
A woman's heart has parts
that will never be discovered
So don't waste your time trying to figure her out
show her that you love her

The ocean doesn't ask why the moon pulls the tide
so don't question the feelings she has inside
If you had all the answers tell me what would it matter
so don't waste your time trying to figure her out
show her that you love her

If you had all the answers tell me what would it matter
so don't waste your time trying to figure her out
show her that you love her

LOL well maybe they just need more coffee LOL

I am older than that LOL You didn't offend me that is just at the point in my life I would go back to..I can take the teasing but look out, because I can give it right back as well LOL

I would go back to about 1991 and make several different choices in my life

Well, I'm a born and raised Texan so I am loud and proud about my state LOL

LOL the only one i can recall is if Oklahoma didn't suck so bad Texas wouldn't be on the map LOL

Ex's are an EX for a reason..very rarely can you go back and it ever be the same..there are people in your life that a part of you will always care about just because they held a special place in your heart...but that's all it is..

I'll give you the same advice I gave one of my friends...if you keep burning your candle at both ends, eventually it's going to reach the middle and your going to get burned. another words, either pick one and stay with that person or choose neither and go on your way..otherwise, if they find out about one another your going to be the one left hurt and alone.

Being from the Ft. Worth area, I have to disagree with her LOL

you can also register your # online at www.donotcall.gov

thanks kojack for the reminder

Congrats Fine!! Glad to hear all is going well with you!

I have been single 5 years now. It gets easier and harder for me if that makes sense. I just keep plowing on everyday knowing that one of these days that will all change. I agree with Mac about getting pickier the longer your single.

Native_Grl ginger root is found at any store on the vitamin isle take it and i promise no motion sickness and no side effects

i'm not afraid of big boats/ships, etc...i did go on a cruise 2 yrs ago and going on another one in december...but i remember the first time i went to the formal dining room with all the fancy lighting, tablecloths, etc...I was like OMG it's the Titanic lol was kind of weird for a minute there

and btw he says he's divorced yet i've never been to his house, etc...it's always just been out in public

Irresistable:

u know i was having this same kind of thought earlier today about someone who has/had been in my life...although it has not been 8 yrs...it's been about 5 months...WHEN i do actually hear from him it's sex this and sex that...i feel he doesn't truly want to get to know me as a person...yet, when i call him on it he says he does feel like he knows me as a person and does want a relationship...but as i told him he has not proven that to me...nor do i feel he is capable of doing so...btw when i do actually hear from him it's usually only by text msg very very rarely does he call me...MEN!! lol