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Sun 03/23/08 08:14 PM
He's on this one!

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Sun 03/23/08 07:00 PM
Okay - here's one I got mail from.

Married Physician wants to chat.....

yup - that's it - the whole thing - no pic either

noway noway

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Sun 03/23/08 06:10 PM
My Father....

38, Divorced from my momma and living 1000 miles away, a free spirit living the single life, feared for the safety of his three children. Drove through the night, took us away from her and took on the life as a single dad, because his love for his children ran deeper than even he realized. Many, many examples of his love for us are in our memories forever. The hardest most emotional day of my life was the day he died but the love he had still shines and will forever.........
:cry:

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Sun 03/23/08 05:50 PM
Hmmm......can he hold a class so others can learn? :tongue:

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Sat 03/22/08 05:45 AM
Green River - CCR

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Sat 03/22/08 05:37 AM
Black Water - Doobie Brothers

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Wed 03/19/08 05:29 PM
Hey! Welcome to JSH :tongue:

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Tue 03/18/08 06:18 PM
Welcome! Have some fun! Make some friends!
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Tue 03/18/08 05:48 PM

drinker Sexercisedrinker


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Tue 03/18/08 05:29 PM
A friend sent me this today and I thought I'd share........

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent 12 Calories
Without her consent 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories
With your teeth 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real 112 Calories
Fake 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories
Getting out of bed 36 Cal
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years 36 Calories
30-39 years 80 Calories
40-49 years 124 Calories
50-59 years 1,972 Calories
60-69 years 7,916 Calories
70> Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. 32 Calories
In a hurry 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories

Results MAY Vary
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Sun 03/16/08 07:44 AM
I'd prefer Daisies over Roses any day!


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Wed 03/12/08 06:07 PM
Miami calls Me :tongue:

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Wed 03/12/08 05:09 PM
Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue

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Wed 03/12/08 04:54 PM
What It's Like - Everlast

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Sat 03/08/08 09:29 AM
okay Mister, put the weapon down and back away and we won't hurt you...

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Sat 03/08/08 09:28 AM
Gator and frog legs. Liked them both!


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Sun 03/02/08 06:28 AM
I too have tried twice to stop smoking. I tried Chantix but it made me violently nauseated. My brother is currently on the patch and is almost 3 weeks of being a non-smoker. I think the hardest part is the "habit". I've been so-called preparing myself by going to the gym and keeping gum in my purse. I will do this! I'm starting to hate the way my clothes smell. So, I just gotta make that leap and not have a cig available for me one of these mornings.

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Thu 02/28/08 06:37 PM
Still Single....

Waiting for something Real...
:heart: :heart: :heart:

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Thu 02/28/08 05:59 PM
I was raised in Augusta Georgia...then raised my kids in Dublin Georgia.

Southerners Do It Better....
:tongue:

Welcome to JSH!!
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Mon 02/25/08 05:08 PM
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