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A friend sent me this today and I thought I'd share........
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting out of bed 36 Cal Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories 50-59 years 1,972 Calories 60-69 years 7,916 Calories 70> Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.. 32 Calories In a hurry 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories Results MAY Vary |
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HAhahahaha
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dam i better write this down
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Excellent program to stick with..
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Damn i am burning calories all the wrong way. Maybe we could start sex aerobics here on jsh
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apparently i need to have more sex... it sounds better than all this horrible gym time!
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Sexercise
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Sexercise |
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