Three dogs here; Sparky (a terrier mutt who looks like he stuck his paw in an electrical socket and is bipolar), Cupcake(a soft fluffy Westie mix with an outrageous sense of humor), Abbie (a Schipperke who really can smile), Midnite (black cat...real original name, huh?), Katmandu (my mom's cat currently living in my laundry room), Carter (a stray that spends the night in the garage). Too many? I'm a sucker for pets!!! I also used to work for Penthouse doing hair and makeup on those pets (yes, it's true) and I gotta say, my pets are MUCH more loveable!!!

Hi all,
I have been on here a week now and enjoying some fun emails, however, not to complain, but what's with some of these guys that are so impatient and want to get on the phone TODAY and meetup TODAY and get married TODAY? Whatever happened to some nice conversation and seeing where it might go? Slow down you guys..!!!

I have been known to throw a turkey carcass at an unappreciative date or two (it's good for the soul). God's doing you a favor and weeding out the unsuitable and undeserving ones for you. Keep on truckin and stay positive...it's a big world out there and you are a good-looking sensitive man...it will be only a matter of time...but all in good time

Hi...that sounds like a GREAT idea...keep us posted

$750 and I swear I didn't inhale

It wasn't lost on me...I thought it was a good one!

Beam me up Scotty

Last year I found my inner child...I am now on a quest for my inner tube

Hmmm...women that swallow also love oysters and post-nasal drip!

I like wine...it makes me want to pontificate

Willy, my dog thinks your dog is cute!

like the artist formerly known as Prince?

I love my labtop...especially when I wear it with black labpants

praying for you

Me and You...Fallout Boy....love the video too