You have to let us know how things turn out with the 100's of offers you should be flooded with!!


Oh yeah, you have to do a lot of the pursuing, too.

WOOHOO!!!!! Awesome job.

That's true, too.

Try copying the photo in some type of picture editor, crop it, save as a jpeg, and then upload it again. Keep the rest of the picture because you have a great smile.

Uh, one thing that will help is to get another picture on your profile that does NOT show your wedding ring.

Best of luck to you

How about: "I desire food but, I'd rather desire you"


PS - Keep the beer

Welcome and have fun!!!!

Wide awake

My pleasure

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass'
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

Can an answer be that I love having sex???!!!!!

Your profile reads very well and I am sure you will not have any problems meeting someone. Just take your time and follow your heart.
Best of luck to you!!!

Thecoolyman, your jokes are the best!!!

Ninja Warrior
CSI: Las Vegas
The First 48 Hours
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius

40 and getting better by the minute!!!!

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

take

breakfast in bed

My prayers are with you and your son