sponsored links

Community > Jokes & Funny Stories

Topic: Duck In A Bar
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 01/20/08 08:31 PM
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fcking bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fcking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fcking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a fcking bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?

CallMeYours Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 43	Sun 01/20/08 08:32 PM


lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Sun 01/20/08 08:33 PM
I love that joke!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Sun 01/20/08 08:33 PM


recentfree Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 979	Sun 01/20/08 08:34 PM


ladyblack67 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 2404	Sun 01/20/08 08:34 PM


johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Sun 01/20/08 08:37 PM


BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Sun 01/20/08 08:37 PM


aahrimaan Joined Thu 11/01/07 Posts: 75	Sun 01/20/08 08:39 PM
good one! Uk's joke stream continues! Rock on man!

justacountrygirl2 Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 119	Sun 01/20/08 08:53 PM

Community > Jokes & Funny Stories