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A duck walks into a bar and asks:
"Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a f*cking bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread? |
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I love that joke! |
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good one!
Uk's joke stream continues! Rock on man! |
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