Quality, not quantity

With todays' construction techniques, I'd take an old one any day. Not too many artisans left in the good old usa.........at least none that don't want $40.00with full benifits for 20 minutes work

I'd stay away from loose women, if I were you.............

Is it true that yeast infections come from s****ing the pillsbury dough boy?????????

10-4.guess we didn't learn from the nam

A japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.
Their conclusion was that the Japanese had 8 people rowing and one person steering while the Americans had 8 people steering and one person rowing. Feeling a deeper study was in order, Ford management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.They advised , of course,that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough were rowing.
Not knowing how to utilize the information, but wanting to avoid another loss to the Japanese, the rowing teams management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the one person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program" with meetings, dinners, and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes, and other equipment, extra vacation days for practice and bonuses.
The next year, the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles and cancelled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the senior executives as bonuses and next year's racing team was out-sourced to India. Sadly, The End.


Here's something else to think about:
Ford has spent the last 30 years moving it's factories out of the U.S., claiming they can't make money paying American wages.
Toyota has spent the last 30 years building more than a dozen plants inside the U.S. The last quarters results............ Toyota makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.......and they're still scratching their heads.

If this were'nt true, it might be funny....maybe shoulda posted it elsewhere.

Freddie and the dreamers, no, wait, ohio express (yummy, yummy, yummy)

kinda makes me wanna get a job at joe's Crab Shack

Thanks son, for watching over me now!

would that make them reverse lights?

OHHHHHH!!!! The theory of relativity! E=MC2

If your car could travel the speed of light, would your headlights work????????


We know the speed of light, what's the speed of dark???????

After quite a large dinner, I patted my stomach in content. My buddy, seated next to me, looked at my stomach and said, "Looks like you're pregnant." At which I replied, " I am. In fact, I'm gonna have a baby elephant. I know 'cause I saw it's trunk this mornng!"

didn't see that coming

Two women friends decided to have a night on the town. They very faithful and loving wives, but imbided in way too many Bacardi Breezers.
Walking home and incredibly drunk, they decided to stop in the local cemetary for an emergency pee session. One woman used her undies to wipe with while the other, not wanting to ruin her expensive panties, used the ribbon on a wreath that was on a grave she was squatting next to.
After doing their business, that staggered home and fell into bed. The next morning, one of the husbands was concerned that his wife was still in bed hung over, so he called the other husband and said, "These girls' nights out have got to stop, I'm beginning to suspect the worst.......My wife came home with no panties!!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said......From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you."

Ah, the good ole days! I was gone from dawn to dusk in the summer and my mother never worried. I wouldn't let my kids cross the street. Sad.........I wouldn't trade my youth for all the technoloy in the world.

Actually, it's a sneeze in the middle of a kiss

A young Indian went to his father and asked,"How do we Indians get our names?"
"Well", said the father, "When your sister was born, I came out of the teepee and saw a little deer in the meadow so I named her Running Fawn. When your brother was born, the first thing I saw was huge bird of prey circling high in the air so I named him Soaring Eagle.
Why do you ask Two Dogs F**king."

make more friends if you work the other end

me too, I just changed Bush to Obama