A cop pulls a biker over for speeding, so he walks up and asks the man for his name.
The biker replies "Fred"
"Fred what?" asks the cop.
"Just Fred" says the biker.
The officer is in a good mood so he decides to humor the man.
"How is it that you have no last name?" the officer asks.
"I lost it" the biker says.
"Do tell me how you lost your last name." the cop replies.
"Well, I was born Fred Dingaling. I know,I know it's a funny name.But as I got older I decided to become a doctor.I went through college and got my degree so then I was Fred Dingaling MD. I practiced medicine for a few years but soon wanted something more. So, I went back to school and soon got my Doctorate in Dentistry. I was then Fred Dingaling MD,DDS. I started messing around with my assistant who gave me VD. So, I was now Fred Dingaling MD,DDS with VD.Well, the ADA found out about how I got the VD and and took my DDS.So, then I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.But soon the AMA found out about the ADA's decision and took my MD. Then I was just Fred Dingaling with VD.But after time the VD took away the dingaling so now I'm just FRED."

My name is Fred for real and I ride a bike...
But,this was funny. lol.

I'd stay away from loose women, if I were you.............

Loose women and loose change. Niether make cents