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fireatwill Joined Thu 11/29/07 Posts: 76	Thu 04/03/08 05:34 PM
If your car could travel the speed of light, would your headlights work???????? We know the speed of light, what's the speed of dark???????

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Thu 04/03/08 05:36 PM
speed of dark is relative to the amount of alcohol consumed in an hour.

ShellyinAZ Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 480	Thu 04/03/08 05:36 PM


Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Thu 04/03/08 05:36 PM
If your car could travel the speed of light, would your headlights work???????? We know the speed of light, what's the speed of dark??????? Dark has no speed

fireatwill Joined Thu 11/29/07 Posts: 76	Thu 04/03/08 05:37 PM
OHHHHHH!!!! The theory of relativity! E=MC2

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Thu 04/03/08 05:37 PM
Your headlights would work, but wouldn't shine forward.

iRon Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 2786	Thu 04/03/08 05:39 PM
The lights world work but not project forward. And dark has light in it therefore it is..........

fireatwill Joined Thu 11/29/07 Posts: 76	Thu 04/03/08 05:41 PM
Your headlights would work, but wouldn't shine forward. would that make them reverse lights?

iRon Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 2786	Thu 04/03/08 05:43 PM
Your headlights would work, but wouldn't shine forward. would that make them reverse lights? Only if you exceed the speed of light

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Thu 04/03/08 06:05 PM
It depends on wether it was a poop mobile or a high end beamer

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