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Wed 11/06/19 04:29 PM

funches, your answers are based upon 20/20 after the fact.

now let's think about it ...from the time the trucker loaded everyone into his semi and then drove everyone to the gas station then drove everyone back to your stranded car no one ask him how he knew everyone names ...that could only take place if one of the adults knew who the trucker were and steered the conversation away from that question


you may seem all legit, but even as a part time sheriff, my own father was dumbfounded during the situation with his training. he got the license plate and nothing ever matched to a prior or current registration. it was a made up plate.

so let me get this straight...you guys has the forethought to write down the trucker's license plates but didn't ask him how he knew your names


so go ahead and continue to assume you have a clue, because when it comes to my own experiences, you only know the words you read and nothing else attached to them!!

the words i read are the words you posted ..

the Officers confirmed there had been 2 other incidents involving a semi. and that the officers have spent time on that road stretch searching for that semi, and no other drivers seemed to be even aware of that semi in existence. but it was my Dad who was the first person to catch the license plate.

see how it seems that the trucker was probably doing something illegal like moonshining and had CB radios to avoid the police

breaker breaker you got your ears on good buddy...saw a smokey on route 17 advise you take an alternative...10-4 good buddy over and out


cindy crawford is photogenic
memories are photographic...

his memory clearly not photographic because he clearly don't remember half the stuff he be posting in the forum because that's how i caught him in that "chosen one" lie

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Wed 11/06/19 12:43 PM

ok funches,

explain this and this was on facebook where all who know me and those involved could chime in and call us liars or confirm what we were discussing...all confirmed btw!!

Mark Zuckerberg recently stated that Politicians will be allowed to post lies in their fake ads on facebook which is why Facebook is not a place that confirm Truth


but, i want you to read what i posted and then the reply from my own mother who was in this particular miracle with me and 4 other people who all witnessed. so read and then give me your mumble jumble because i don't buy a single thing you believe is worth selling!!

cool I get to play Columbo but I must tell you up front that the participates in your stories left out must needed information which caused the stories to debunk themselves...




i was thinking the other day, about when i spoke to my Dad about when Grandpa and Grandma McGlynn were in bed after a long and successful Revival had ran its course, and the SNAKE that crawled between them and then began SPEAKING to Grandpa to which Grandpa REBUKED the SNAKE it just VANISHED:

this is easy to explain ...Grandpa and Grandma in bed and bone tired after the revival caused Grandma to dream the incident

QUESTIONS
1:what did the snake say to Grandma
2: did the pastor handle snakes at the revival


then i remembered when Grandpa Jay Ousley passed away and we (my Dad, Mom, Betsy, Nana, Aunt Elaine, and myself) were driving to the funeral and ended up lost in the middle of West Virginia.

my Dad prayed and was ready to grab the fuel can and begin walking the long dark highway when out of nowhere (when the literal past 5 hours NO TRAFFIC)a semi pulled over and loaded all of us up.

THEN THE REAL STORY BEGINS:

the driver of the semi LOOKED AT ALL OF US, KNEW OUR NAMES (we did not say i am...he ALREADY KNEW OUR NAMES AS IN ALL OF OUR NAMES) plus told us that WE WOULD ALL BE in Paradise one day.

there are many ways to explain this incident but the one thing that debunk this story is why didn't anyone simply ask the semi driver how he knew their names, that should have been the first thing asked


and then after dropping us off, the highways ran literally up and down steep hills. we watched him leave and head down the first valley but NEVER CAME UP THE OTHER SIDE.

we were all like what just happened?

by that time our vehicle was ready and we chose to go investigate.

we concluded it was an ANGEL OF ALMIGHTY GOD because he was not sitting at the bottom of the valley, he was completely VANISHED and we watched and never saw him drive up the other side.

remember you guys didn't know that part of the country and got lost but the semi driver could have travel those roads many times and knew of and took an alternative road obstructive from your view


now, are we DELUSIONAL or did we SEE a real Angel of God?

a good sumerian does not an angel make, also a semi is of the technological knowledge handed down due to the serpent ..so if it was an angel it was Hell's Angel

so far all these experiences can be explain using simple logic and/or deduction but show no signs of any Godly intervention ...you got any more?

and this is in west virginia 1977, no mobile technology or personal laptops.

how does the driver know our names and where we are from with not having the technology to find as such today?

semis had CB radios in them ...also your car license plates would have told where you were from...the semi driver driving from town to town could have secretly been dating someone in your family ..lots of reasonable explanations other than being visited by an angel

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Wed 11/06/19 08:37 AM

you can push all you want, funches,but those experiences are more motivating than your attempts.

you being frozen in fear is neither motivating or prove the existence of a God ...so can you tell of any other experiences that do


what i found in them can never be swayed by anyone.

but even you yourself claimed to have questioned if it was God ...I call that being swayed


and not feeling chosen compared to being chosen are 2 separate realities all together..

except you were bragging about how you emerged from the fiery incident without a scratch and made a reference as to how you were "ONE' of the chosen,

but either way it's self-serving and amount to "Hubris" and doesn't prove the existence of God but only that you are using God to place yourself upon a pedestal

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Tue 11/05/19 10:35 AM

i still do not claim to be the chosen one,

that's why it's a good thing that your lie have been memorialized on page 40 post 9 for all eternity ...perhaps if you purchase a mingle2 upgrade you can get a moderator to delete it


but that has not been my only life/death situation where God has intervened.

you mean there are other instances in which a voice cause you to become frozen in fear and refrain from aiding others around you

i once questioned if that was God, now i am most certain!!

he showed you his Drivers License?

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Tue 11/05/19 05:06 AM
Edited by funches 3:16 on Tue 11/05/19 05:07 AM

chosen one by God can mean death like the Disciples endured :
burning, boiling in oil, crucified upside down, beaten and literally broken, pulled apart by animals, so many ways the Romans had envisioned to apply Pleasure upon their subjects.

except you stated that you never claimed to be The Chosen One until I pointed out the post in which you did claim to be The Chosen One ...and that was how you got busted telling a flat out Lie ...I don't see how you can spin your way out of this ...

but anyway taking into the "remote" possibility that the story you told is true, you being frozen in fear doesn't fit the criteria that God exist or that the laws of physics were somehow broken... it just seems like you were lucky and now you're suffering from a case of Survivor's Guilt, you can't explain what happened therefore it must be God or Leprechauns

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Mon 11/04/19 01:57 PM

never said was the chosen one.

sorry but you did claimed to be the chosen one as indicated in your post below, I intentionally left it out because I knew you would lie about it

POSTED BY iam_ resurrected PAGE 40 post 9
God works in many ways IF you are ONE of His Chosen!!

oops...Mr. IAm the chosen one ...it appears you were busted in a lie ...

and i did not hear the others will die.

wouldn't watching them burned alive perhaps been a clue


i just thought alive and that was enough to take my attention off things. i really just think i was trapped by velocity, thrust, and force and it just kept me trapped in place until it was over. and i don't even remember if i remember when it was over.

in other words you was frozen in fear

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Mon 11/04/19 11:44 AM

we were trapped and what happened did in ways you dont train for other than kissing your butt goodbye or riding it out and praying. and thats only if you can separate whats happening with help me God?

but you stated that you heard a voice that said that you will be ok and you believed yourself to be the chosen one ..so why didn't you use that opportunity to aid the others that were burning

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Mon 11/04/19 09:38 AM

i guess you have not read my post about 20 pages back being hit crossfire and all 5 surrounding me burnt up alive and not a single scratch could be found on my own body. or when i saw and heard i would be ok while watching the others beside me burning alive or dying from the impact and blast?

so do that mean you didn't try to do anything to stop them from burning alive because the voice told you not to


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Sun 09/29/19 03:42 PM
The kind of scientific evidence I require is the accepted method of peer reviewed journals 

the scientific evidence of God can be found in any Medical psychiatry Journal under Delusion ....even the greek's medical journals will back it up ...even the Hebrew Bible gives reference of God being a delusion

1.Abraham claimed that the voices telling him to kill his son was God
2.Moses saw a talking burning bush and claimed it was a God
3.Balaam claim that his talking donkey was God 

when or whenever God comes it will be in the form of a delusion ... funches 3:16

I was easily able to discard the Catholic part of my upbringing and continue leading a normal life. 
 
so in other words no more drinking blood and eating flesh ...Catholicism is cool during Halloween season

I think we all believe things that may or may not be true. 

to believe is to doubt ... funches 3;16

Belief is a personal thing, within our own minds.

religious belief is never a personal thing...religious belief spread and contaminates the same as a Lethal virus ..you posting about your beliefs is proof of this ...it's an example of how you're spreading your religious beliefs to others

No matter how hard you try, you can't MAKE someone love you. 
 
Love is subjective which is why you can make someone love you ....in religion you can command someone to love 

No matter how hard you try you can't MAKE someone believe exactly as you do or have the same degree of faith in those beliefs.

I'm not sure Patty Hearst would agree with that assessment ..."Stockholm Syndrome"

The question Does God Exist? is a personal question requiring no defense.

the question "Does God Exist" will perhaps one day be used to circumvent around The Second Amendment ...if the answer to the question is "yes" or agnostically a "maybe" ...you will not be allowed to "keep nor bear arms"

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Sat 09/21/19 09:19 AM
I remember the speech when Ronald Reagan said "Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall" ...I've been waiting years for Putin to give that same zinger to Trump ....hey Comrade Trump tear down that Mexican border wall.. but alas so far Putin haven't deliver...and it would be a political disaster for Trump if Putin did...which is why there's a hint of a sort of skullduggery type Bromance between the two

perhaps Ronald Reagan should have said Mr Gorbachev tear down this wall so that we can use those bricks to build one here in the good olde USA

"Land of the Free, Home of the Wall" .... funches 3;16

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Sat 09/21/19 08:51 AM
all of your answers were already a part of your loaded questions 

the questions wasn't loaded, I simply asked you a question about your God that if you weren't afraid to answer would prove you lacked "Free Will"

THE QUESTION:
if God were convicted for speeding and stealing what would happen to him compare to what would happen to you ...clearly the one that goes to jail lacks "Free Will" 

"Will" is the ability to turn a thought into an action resulting in consequences to onself for doing so

"Free Will' is the ability to turn a thought into an action without any consequences to oneself

if you have to "pay' consequences every time you use your 'Free Will" ...then how is 'Free" .... funches 3;16

this is why 'Free Will" applies to nothing else but only one religious decision ..."believe or burn"

 
the person who believes they cannot survive the jungle,

I didn't state that it's impossible to survive, I stated that in the jungle your pampered intelligence would drop to the level of the jungle creatures and most likely you yourself would be stalked outsmarted and eaten by something with the intelligence of a Duck-billed Platypus

a person who believes God is a delusion

when it comes to a belief in God the believer is either delusional or a Manchurian Candidate .... funches 3:16 

a person who tears others down and only gives negative answers is a person who is shallow and has nt much depth to them at all. basically

you mean like referring to oneself as a God and everyone else as sinners

you are a joke!! 

How Rude ...but should someone such as yourself that worship a talking burning bush call anyone a joke .... but anyway

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them." Matthew 5:17

Jesus without a driver's license gets pulled over by the police for speeding and tell the officer ...I have not come to change the laws of driving but to fulfill them ... if the police don't first pop a cap in his apse where do you think Jesus will be fulfilling those "rules of the road" laws ... most likely in jail eating kosher baloney sandwiches

to fulfill the law means you have to follow the existing law...

God got himself the best Lawyer and today there is no Mosaic Law!! 

yep, that's why there will be no gentiles in Heaven

I don't know about all that... I'm not a Paul-ian, I'm a Christ-ian 

even Jesus wasn't a Christian ...which is why those that are not circumcised or follow Judaism  are Paulians 

And here I am arguing over religion/Christianity/Christ when I promised myself I wouldn't do it anymore!

but yet didn't you promise The Lord Almighty to spread the bull...oops...er..I meant to spread the word to all nations or something

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Tue 09/17/19 12:30 PM
Well, for a dude that doesn't exist people seem to speak an aweful lot about him... often enough to fool me.

no one is disputing that God doesn't exist as a delusion ....

 maybe if i was 10, drop me in the jungle today and i have better odds making it than those on average my age,  that is not being instinctive, but being informative

why would you believe that? ...when it only takes one mosquito to kill you

free will has nothing to do with your scenario and much of why the topic of free will is foreign to you.

How Rude ... but anyway as i first stated 'Free Will' only applies to magical things ...so allow me to answer your other questions using your magical god to display why you lack "Free Will"

free will is choosing to go the speed limit or not. if you speed and get pulled over, it still was your free will to choose to speed.

for the sake of argument ..if your  God was speeding over the limit what consequences would he have to pay

free will is stealing that candy bar. if you get caught and get prosecuted, that has nothing to do with the moment YOU CHOSE OUT OF FREE WILL to steal the candy bar.

if your god were being prosecuted for stealing what  consequences would he have to pay

as you see perhaps only magical things like your God can attest to having "Free Will' ..... 

so, did i have to speed or steal?NO!!

perhaps you stole candy because you had no money and low blood sugar ...perhaps you were speeding because you had to hurry home to take a dump ...low blood sugar and a dump falls (no pun intended) under the laws of physics

anyone believing they do not have "free will" should be locked in a padded room and the keys should be tossed away for all eternity!! 

wow... thanks...because that's a perfect example of you taking away someone's Free Will/Freedom simply because they do not believe as you do ...and that's the same type of threats that "Free Will" offer and why it only applies to God ... .....believe or be tossed away for all eternity .... 


***when your neighbor looks like they could use some help, "FREE WILL" is the condition in life that has caused you to be a person who cares for others and why you choose to go help your neighbor when they did not ask for help (but desperately needed it).*** 

like putting them in a padded cell and tossing away the keys for all eternity ...

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Mon 09/16/19 09:20 AM

an animal is instinctive, they cannot be fully taught nor become completely aware to format such intelligent thoughts to want to evolve until they become human.

perhaps that's something someone that been pampered spoiled or privilege would believe ....but drop you into the jungle naked and watch how fast you drop to the bottom of the food chain when it comes to intelligence


and the only true human that feels like they have no "free will" are the insane.

anything under the jurisdiction of the laws of physics lacks Free Will ...there are simply tests that can prove this ...one test is to make a pledge to never eat food or drink water ever again and then call upon your "Free Will" not to die which for most might occur in less than ten days ....

but if you do die fear not because you can still call upon your Free Will to come back alive and rise up out of the Grave ...others might consider you to be a Zombie Vampire or one of the undead but I'm sure no one in this forum would hold that against you...and at least you'll have a good argument in favor of "Free Will"

so unless you can cancel out the laws of physics then you lack Free Will and why as of now it only applies to magically things like Religion ..in which "free Will" means God threaten...oops...er..i meant God granted you with the ability to choose one of two options ....

"Religious "Free Will" Options
1. worship God
2. don't worship God and burn

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Sun 09/15/19 12:38 PM
In some countries it's there god that is telling them to kill others so 

those that have a belief in God, must be willing to kill indiscriminately, in an instant, upon direct command from The Lord Almighty

What are you to believe?

"to believe is to doubt ..... funches 3:16

When I was at school I remember wondering how we fought other countries in the Second World War. Our priests used to 'bless' ships that were designed to destroy other ships including the people on them (ugh!) But we believed in the same god as they did. I could never understand that!

they probably thinking about the story of Noah's Ark ...all the other boats and people sunk except the ones blessed by Yahweh

at times what you say seems to interest me. but more and more you are becoming to bore me 

Dude if you're bored then you're bored with yourself because no one is here to entertain you only to correct you for all this false misleading stuff you post if not for your benefit then for the sake of others and in the Interest of National Security

anyone claiming that someone knocking on your door for any reason, in your case the JW's, is an IMPOSEMENT has self control issues 

anyone that comes to your home uninvited  that you don't know to sell you something they can't even prove exist is "imposing" themselves upon you ...doesn't matter if they are a Jehovah Witness or a Cat Burglar

there's an instability within your mind where placing values only prove to be self serving. you are like a child + tantrum. 

speaking of a child your belief is no different than a belief in Santa ...imagine if children were killing themselves in the name of Santa...would it not be the fault of the parents and of those that preach that Santa exist ....that is why those such as yourself that have a belief in God is responsible for those that kill in the name of God

 I have read some research which suggests that we humans do not in fact have 'free will'

if "Free Will" existed ..how can anyone get kidnapped .... funches 3:16

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Sun 09/15/19 11:28 AM
it's going to be like that perhaps until Putin leaves office, Putin is but a shadow compare to some of his predecessors whom were Czars and ruled an entire USSR ..Putin is only president and rule only Russia which makes him appear less threatening which may explain why they no longer place Russians as being the top bad guys in any more James Bond movies ...so as of now Putin's Russia have to appear tough and at odd with the USA

 So why does Russian government not focus on improving living conditions instead of maintaining their missile network.

probably of the same reasons as India Pakistan and North Korea 

Does anyone think this is possible if Trump wins a second term? 

you probably have to ask those that got him elected the first time ...the Russians

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Fri 09/13/19 06:25 AM
Then it's not right for a government to tell you what you can believe in imo is it?

God wants you to believe that it's ok to stone unruly children to death ...the Government (in some countries) wants you to believe that it's murder ..which would you rather believe in this case ...God or The Government

introducing their God to someone is not an imposement. 

apparently you never had a Jehovah Witness ring your doorbell early in the morning

an imposement is forcing you to accept their God, making you to act like you believe in their same God, or to use a scare tactic to give you a false sense of your current reality.

actually that's not imposement but intimidation ...perhaps "Stockholm Syndrome"

in your life, the only ones able to impose a belief system upon you would have been your parents, family, friends, and definitely stupid men follow the beliefs of women dabbling in the occult. 

that's not imposement but brainwashing...you posted that something similar happen to you...such an experience would explain your belief in a God ...

i could never impose my God upon you.

everytime you post you impose .... funches 3:16

i can irritate you by how I discuss my God.

not really... it's no different than listening to one of the Borg Collective on Star Trek  discuss how the Borgs lack individuality ...the Borg as like you were forced ...ooops...er..I meant you and the borg were both "assimilated" into a religion ..resistance was futile

but, in no one's sane reality, could i ever impose my God upon You!! 

a belief in God has little to do with a sane reality ...God is about magically stuff

also I used the term "infringe"  not "imposement" ..."Imposement" is subtle as when someone use God to pester ...."infringe" goes deeper as when someone use God to violate someone's rights

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Thu 09/12/19 09:25 AM
IF YOU COULD ASK GOD A QUESTION WHAT WOULD IT BE?

if they storm Area 51 ... will they find Jesus in a cryotube

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Thu 09/12/19 09:17 AM
The saying goes :beauty is in the eyes of the beholder?
Meaning what one finds attractive another may not .

so if religion is in the eye of the beholder meaning what ever one likes or believes another may not?

actually any belief pertaining to a belief in a God is considered as being a cult unless or until the government(s) in which the belief is practice approves it as being a religion ..... therefore it is not the believer but the eye of the government(s)that is the beholder ...and God

So basically it's a personal preference and it's not for others to say different!

a belief in a God could be considered a personal preference until one acts on that belief and it becomes an action and begin to infringe upon the rights of others

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Thu 09/12/19 08:26 AM
the past 3 posts go into greater detail about the 10 KNOWN FACTS about YESHUA/JESUS.

perhaps the only fact about Jesus that counts is that there is no historical link to Caesar  himself...or any evidence that Caesar even knew Jesus existed ..the writers couldn't take that chance because it would have easily prove their accounts as being fictional and Jesus as being mythical

 Humanists believe that you should treat others as you would like them to treat you. 

there might be a flaw in that belief ....some people like to be abused ... so your beliefs have granted them carte blanche to abuse others

 That simple statement includes all of the 'Ten Commandments' but Humanists also believe that you should not live your life with any expectation of reward or punishment, based on your lifestyle. There is no need for any religious myths or fairly tales in the life of a Humanist (like me, obviously!)

if Humanist include all the ten Commandments that in itself makes them religious ...for example

The Commandments (relevant ones)
1.I am the lord thy God
2.thou shalt have no strange Gods before me
3."Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain
4."Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy

so are you sure Humanists aren't religious ...or a religion

I don't 'defy god' I just don't think there is such a thing.

but can you defy that such things as Gods exist in someone's reality as a delusion

I don't need to defend my faith.

but yet here you are doing exactly that

Its YOUR belief, why should it matter what anyone else believes?

and that's why male and female children will be victims of having their genitals mutilated due to religious beliefs

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Tue 09/10/19 08:03 AM
 and I was raised going to my Grandfather and Father's Church, travelled and sat in their teachings within Biblical Colleges, when they were invited to speak in general occasions, and especially when they were invited to define scholar positions towards Scripture itself.

your testimony provides proof that your belief in God is nothing other than childhood programming

according to the Ancient Greeks writers around 30 to 75 A.D., there was an actual person called Yeshua (Jesus). 

the ancient greeks also wrote about an actual person named  Zeus ...I'm not getting your point here ..unless you are claiming that Zeus actually exist

i began challenging God. basically making it a competition between myself vs God.

did you two ever wrestle..play chess or checkers ...or did the competition fall more into the realm of something hallucinatory

I invited Him into my life!!

I hope you didn't use a ouija board to invite him in like Linda blair did in the Exorcist

and even though i joke at times, there are those who once was where i was at...and today...i could buy and sell just about any and all of them.

that you would brag about having the ability to buy and sell people instead of feeding clothing sheltering or educating them reveals your true nature

this is why i use the Greeks.. 

yep, and in doing so...you made Jesus the son of Zeus

Yeshua, the actual Aramaic Name, means Yahweh, which is the known factual name of God pertaining to the Hebrew Scriptures
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that's false gospel and very misleading ...for example...I could say that in "Pig Latin" Funches means Yahweh and then insert Hebrew scripture that Yahweh is known as the factual name of the Hebrew Elohim thereby making myself Yahweh ...it's being dishonest

by Yeshua telling the Jews they were no longer under condemnation to the Law 

actually that's false gospel ...Jesus specifically stated that he did not come to change the laws of Moses ..that's why when it comes to homosexuality or who to bake cakes for, Christians hide behind Old Testament law