...there is no door my friend.

chit happens. One minute you're smoking , next minute you drop your last J in a puddle

6? you are a 10 baby - I'd fiick your brains out , assuming you have some of course (thats one of my requirements). Is there any room for negotiation on the under 42, tall, brown haired, well endowed aspects of your requirements?

not on my 2mb memory stick he doesn't

I am having a great time

agreed, that pic suggested by iam4u will get you more attention, you look better in it...and its got beer in, thats always good.

Thats remarkably good advice iam4u. I am proud to be associated with it and think that I am just saying what many readers will be thinking when I say 'Huzzah'

Disclaimer:
I cannot be held responsible if Huzzah means something bad in another language. In English, its an accolade.

I asked her and she said...
its a pronoun used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis.
and she gave "This is my coat." as an example

bong hit

...they do... but they arent the best ones I've eaten I have to say.

It was pure coincidence.

That and I've been stalking you for the last 17 years so I kinda knew already. Dont worry I wont bring up any of the embarrassing stuff on here

I love what you have done with your living room by the way...look out the window... ...thats me!

I dont know how you can say pot is too cheap. It cant be too cheap. Is that an oxymoron? it sounds like it is. Unless you mean in the sense of it not having any class, in which case I am hurt by that thoughtless , unkind and uncalled for remark

ooh respec' for the rehab. Hey since you have given up, any chance I could have some of your old paraphenalia? ...like your old crack pipe maybe, you wont be needing that. Any skins lying around? they always come in handy...

Seriously though, good for you.

A little something for you now if you dry those up in the microwave while I look for those papers you gave me...

Is Strawberry Crystal Lite anything like Strawberry Crystal Meth? Because if it is, that chit makes me clumsy too, so dont worry about it girfriend and take another hit

...that, or you probably should stop drinking it

They are probably those cheap chinese dildos, you cant give the damn things away. Cheap as chips on alibaba..

If you buy enough of them, you can actually give them away for free and still make a profit.

"Her new profile"
...a graphic novel by FatFreddy et al

"WARNING"
I am a Scorpio.

1) Anyone with heart problems please stay off this ride . The sexual pleasures will be more intense and I can not be responsible for your safety.

2) If you are a male, PLEASE!!! do not attempt to get on this ride as it will cause serious damage to your genitals.

3) If you are under 30 , please have a guardians consent before attempting to get on this ride . I can not be responsible for your unwillingness to get off the ride.

4) If you have never been on a ride before , PLEASE!!!! let someone know so we can have clean up crews ready .

5) If you did not laugh at least once, PLEASE!!! go immediately to the nearest laugh clinic and get that stick removed from your butt Once you get yourself a sense of humor , please feel free to return and enjoy the ride .

I thank you for stopping by and I hope you enjoy the ride .

...two at a time, really.

I think your eyes are bigger than your ...erm...belly

Hey Jackie, updated my pics for you. Just in case I can change your mind

Looking at my pic you can tell...

a) I am not dumb
b) I get laid often

..so, I speak with some authority when I say this...

The guys that hit on lesbians really are dumb. You knew that already, but heres a little background...

They spend lots of time watching "actresses" on the internet doing the whole t&g thing. When they see this they are twice as bugged out as usual due to twice the normal dose of t&a...and this it what inspires them to hit on lesbians because it seems great.

The parallel is its like a carnivore watching videos of people eating big fat juicey steaks, building up a fabulous appetite as a result and then inviting vegetarians to come over for a barbecue at your place...because the only people who you can find on the forums are VEGETARIANS.

Most of us will eat anything when we are hungry and I suspect that most of us make do with a TV dinner for one most of the time

Nice profile, very photogenic too. One question though...if I dressed like a girl would you date me?