Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: He blew off his penis.

i see water in you... does that displease you... water is strong it can put out fire even destroy iron

oops

say what?

HAHAH A quote from a movie. I know that movie. Good movie.

memoirs of a geisha! i just can't get that line out of my head

Hey bearfan tough beat today

no wonder,it's a chick flik.i avoid those

Im not a Bears fan... I am actually a Chiefs fan and we still lost today. Sadness

chick flick not at all! ITS THE MOST MASCULINE MOVIE MADE! it's a story about a orphan girl, who dreams of nothing more than becoming an elegant women, she falls in love with a business man and then she begins a journey to find herself, in a world that can be so cruel....... my husband loved it i actually made him a kimono of his own, now he wears it to work, almost every other day him and his buddies like to dress up in long kimonos paint there faces and dance along when the movie is playing ...

that is the most horrifying thing i have ever heard!

aww come on i can make you one to and when the part when she is transforming into geisha you can dance along and pretend you are also geisha

starting to sound a little gay- sha...

LMAO it is an awesome movie!