Networking for college students. Best was to let everybody know where to meet, what parties are going on, and to keep in touch with high school friends after graduation. Myspace just doesn't offer what facebook does to us college students.

Awww CRAP! We're in for it now!

Be aggressive, it is a whole lot better than going insane! #1 ALL THE WAY!

Final..... 12 questions..... What a waste of studying....... And 15 minutes of my life....

This is a hilarious story my good friend David sent me.

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

The student got an A.

I bet you could beat the living crap out of somebody!

Oh, I have to go I just remembered I have to go pay to get another ID card.

Oh man that doesn't sound like fun!

What do you do?

Nothing?

All is normal there.

Deep fried twinky?! That makes me laugh! For some reason it doesn't sound too bad...

In about an hour and a half. I have to leave soon to get batteries for my calculator. My brain is fried from studying I hope the exam will go ok.

So what have you been up to grannit?

afternoon!

Score one for religion!!!

I feel ya on that one. However there are some girls our ages with brains. Just not too many. I guess the same could be said about guys our age too.

How often do you go on vacation and to where?

I haven't been of vacation since the first grade when I went to Disney World.

Haha ok bye!

And yea whats up thatonegirl?!

I shall use and air compressor to blast snow into it.

If that fails just freeze water balloons so I have a secret weapon during snowball fights.

I'm thinking of having a snow balloon fight when I go home for xmas!

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