and your point is what?

wasnt looking for and instant fix

we all are, thats why we are responding to these posts

does this site really work? or am i just someone that no one wants to take the time to meet? i know im not bad looking, but come on,,,

if i was in one no, if its serious,, then its our money and any big buy, like a car or something like that should be discussed first

it all depends, however i would support the child no matter what i had to do

ill be trying to get a life,, but i keep getting outbidded on ebay. lol

what's the definition of fuc*ed? a man that has a car payment, house payment a wife and a girlfriend,, and they are all a month late!!!!

i would like to wish all members a safe and happy easter

that's why they invented showers

flowers: $20
dinner: $70
movies: $25
drinks: $30
hotel: $115
the look on his face when you tell him that your on your period........... PRICELESS

a famous cardioligist has passed away. at the viewing, all friends an co-workers were there. behind the coffin was a huge red heart. after the viewing, the heart opened, and the casket slowly slid into the heart and the heart slowly closed. just then, in the silence and tears, a man started to laugh. the pastor asks "sir, do you find someting funny?". the man replies "sorry, but it struck me funny about my funeral,,,see im a o.b.g.y.n",,,,,, just then the proctolgist fainted

falshing red means ...go..stop..go..stop...go..stop, you should just do that cause it will just bug the crap out of you passanger and the other people at the intersection

a man is asked by his wife if he would remarry if she died. he responds " no i wouldnt" she tells him " well, i want you to remarry, i dont want you to be alone the rest of your life" he responds " ok, well i will". she then asks, "would you let her sleep in our bed?" he respnds "no, i would get a new bed" she asks "would you play golf with her?" he responds yes." she then asks "would you let her use my golf clubs?" he respnds, "no, cause she's left handed."...................long pause........................ "SH*T!"

take the last part of the joke, in cider, and change it to in side her. its a play on words...dee de deeee!!!!!

a boy runs into the house and yells "mommy, i got a prick in my hand" the mom says "its ok, ill go get you a band-aide". the boy replies " no, i need to cider", the mom askes "cider? why do you need cider?" the boy replies " well, sister says that everytime she gets a prick in her hand, she has to put it in cider"

Some people are like a Slinky .. not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral?
one less drunk

bring back the death penelty and mean it!!!!dont let them just sit there for the rest of their life watching tv and hanging out in the yard and weightlifting.people should be sentenced the same way as their crime, depending on what they did. example: if they stabbed someone to death, thats how they should be killed. to hell with the leathel injection that makes them die peacefully. let them suffer the way their victums did. im tired of these criminals living a "care free" life

i like it, i should send it to my ex, but im not going to snoop to her level