lol u want me 2 get thrown outta walmart! but im gonna TRY to do some of
them,lol

52!

LOL good 1!!

Im guilty of # 2 for sure

answer??

lol thanx

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)


2)thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one, its not that
important)


3)thou shall not steal from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)


4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
effect)


5)thou shall not steal from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more
money)


6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)


7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)


8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)


9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)


10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)

I agree CATBW

Im a slutty godess that likes to strip

funny stuff

lol^^

your welcome

Lol!

Whats up?? Im in miami!

I got these off a website!

-Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
-If you were made in God's image, how did you get to be so ugly?
-God give me patience....And make it quick!
-Sorry I missed church, I was busy becoming a lesbian and practicing
witchcraft.
-Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
-Jesus is coming---Look busy
-Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
-Hell's too hot; heaven's full of religious people. That's supposed to
be a choice?
-The Lord giveth...the IRS taketh away.

This is long...

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've
been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,you
came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done,
cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came
home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
the
game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or
anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever
the case is, I'm
gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
way to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a
far
cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out
your
constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut
off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was
"You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if
you
can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused
with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating
pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new
negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that
morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved
you
and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit
the lottofor ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two
tickets
to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a
reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My
lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from
me.So take care.


P.S. I don't know if I ever told you
this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla.
I hope that's not a problem.

Signed: Rich As Hell and Free!

Yo hablo espanol pequito!

Your so ugly,your shadow runs away from you.

Your so ugly that when you entered a ugly competition the judges said
"sorry,no professionals".