Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School usually
she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell
me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't
stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his
pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary
Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord an d
Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came
to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!"
shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary
Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time
Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me
one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...........

I am defenetly showing my hubby this one.

That was just OFF THE CHAIN FUNNY

very funny! one of the best ones ive heard!!!

LOL!!!

LOL!

Oh good Lord, that was funny!!!!

Thanks for the laugh, Serchin!