A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the Dean out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While
he's in there, Dean whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped
convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent lot of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I
love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you, too!"

funny... very funny

OH so wrong ... but funny as hell ... LOL

HEARD IT BEFORE,SHEN,BUT I ALWAYS GET A KICK OUT OF IT LMAO.

HEARD IT BEFORE,SHEN,BUT I ALWAYS GET A KICK OUT OF IT LMAO.

Uh oh