Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his Mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

"Of course", he said.

Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

"Go to your room , Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy.

Leroy knew that it was not true. He had not been a good boy this year, so he tore it up and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year. I still would like a bike for my birthday. Leroy.

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy wrote a third letter.
Letter 3

Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Leroy.

Leroy knew that it was not true. By now he was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother that he needed to go to
church. She thought her plan had worked.

"Just be home for dinner," she told him.

Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. He went to the altar. Leroy looked around to see if anyone was looking as he bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it up under his shirt and ran out the church going back home. He ran to his room and shut the door. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

Letter 4
Dear God,
I got your mama.
If you want to see her again, send the bike.

Yeah, I have no idea if he got my e-mail or not. I've wondered about that. Also, though, I'm pretty sure I saw him in Barnes & Noble over the weekend, but neither of us approached the other. He did seem to be checking me out, but I don't know if it was just because he was wondering if he knew me from somewhere or if he just thought I looked hot. Maybe both.

I think you're too concerned with what your ex thinks and how she feels. You're so busy trying to figure out what to do about her that you're not even thinking about the girl you're seeing now. The best thing you can do for yourself and your budding relationship is stop communicating regularly with your ex as long as there aren't any children involved.

No, I haven't tried to contact him since then. I guess it can't hurt anything though.

No

Do you like baseball?

I went on what I thought was a very nice first date with a guy several months ago, and a couple of days later he sent me an e-mail saying he had a nice time and asking if I'd like to do it again some time. Naturally, I replied that I would like to do it again sometime, preferably soon. I think my exact words were "I had a good time, too, and I'd love to do it again, preferably soon." I haven't heard from him since. Can anyone explain to me why this guy would take the time out to e-mail me and ask me if I wanted to see him again if he really didn't want to see me again?