"I still have all my old records, but no record player. I have a guitar with no strings on it!"



And a profile with no substance.

Since I'm such a "nice guy" and it'd mean the world to be to get counted, My story is as follows: For starters I'm in dead-end job and actively seeking a dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.

I can't stand movies, and I consequently have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

I'm 30, but look 40 and feel 50. If you're a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations... in time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.

Since I've been online a while and no woman realizes that a perfect night out would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while they flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.

Age is unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 25 and rehash mother issues with women over 45, so "nice girls" I'm waiting...

Feeling like giving you a big fat hug, because you are usually so positive on the boards and it's sad to know you are feeling this way. (((HUGS)))

Just hire a maid. Problem solved.

"my hobbies are watch movies"

I haven't seen a lot of watch movies. There's that bit at the start of "60 Minutes" but that's just TV.

Well most sites just post up pics of models to get you to sign up,. I know, because I live in A.Z., and NO ONE looks that good. There are SOME gals here, but I don't think they are really serious about anything,or they are lesbo, or magically 450 miles away from your exact position. I have'ent met a gal from this site ever, and i've been here for 3 years. It's not the moderators/ siteowners fault, it's just that women don't go online to meet people. Men do.

Wussy.

I can eat coal and poop diamonds.

You're f***ing awesome

You have positively reinforced the possibility of variables between both negative and positive forces far greater than you both could ever imagine,,I would say you two have showed us all----------------

Chemistry,,,,,,,,>in its MAKING!!!!!!!!



So my hats off to everyone,,and I would say that positive generates many negitives that turn into ideally positive returns...



Could you explain that to me?





Go to bed little fella.........

Those are pretty good glasses!!
Do you really see them?

Learn to shoot back... that always fugs 'em up.

Gator-wrestling chicas are sexy...

Guns don't kill people... bullets do.

The "negative" part is that I have another month here, where teenage girls get kidnapped out of the parking lot and gang-raped, there's always some kind of fight or gang banging in the adjacent field every week and someone got mugged in the building behind mine.