A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.

lady blue
i write shadow
poem

i have battle
ribbons in inferno

oh kindred ghost
i write gray words
unspoken

give me
your scarlet vein
flood life giver

afterkind spills
purple river
words broken

let us lie
in the pasture woven
in the dream green shadow
poem unknown

me amble
spirit goose
rushing faith
words become

amber meaning
shadows bleed
pure rainbow
poem unreason
yet words
hope

He does work A LOT! He always has.

Written in WWII by my grandfather...I wish to re-dedicate this to all the men and women of our armed services....Updawg (12 years air force)




Listen, Scott, I'm going fast
And I have this for you...
I'm hit. I'm loosing blood
Its in the chest and shoulder.
There is a sniper in this town
I think behind that boulder
Over there...Keep down.


But listen, buddy, I can't last

Much longer; I'm dying
Hold on now don't you start crying.


Buddy
one
request
take

this
snapshot.
Its my wife and little daughter
Its
all
I got
To give to you

When you get through
This stupid war
Go to my town
And find them
They live down
by the river road
in a little house.
Its neat and trim.
You will see an old green gate;
I made it from a old crate---before the war.

Buddy, please find her, be kind to her
I want her to know
I love her so

Much.

Tell her I tried
To do what was right.
Tell her I died In the first fight
And did not ever see
the enemy
You see
I did not kill.


And tell her I still
tried
to
do
right.

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Bright red dress, long brown hair,
Bright green eyes, fragrance in the air
that seemed to last

After you passed.

No evil thought, just a friendly smile,
And one won't fall to lewdness while
He thinks of beauty as it really is,
With due respect for proper bliss.

So smile for smile
They walk on while
The picture holds
and each stays bold.

To smile again because each knows
No thought of sin. Their beauty knows.
They love all when
A fragrance grows
While passing by
To catch the eye
And win the heart.

Goodmorning everyone.

“Christmas Dreams”


All I want for Christmas is you.
Yes see it is true.
There is no since in me telling Ole St. Nick.
Don’t think he has learned that magic trick.
With all the toys he brings and other things.
I don’t think that is something he brings.
What Christmas morning would be like for sure?
What a day it would be to endure.
Just to see you under my tree.
I would have to agree.
Just to see you standing there with a big red bow.
Oh now that would be a show.
As we sing Jingle Bells running through house.
There would not be anyone around not even a mouse.
As we go room to room and sing dashing through the snow.
And we watch that big red bow.
Kind of looks like Rudolf's nose.
And it looks as if it glows.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Yes it is true.
I awake rubbing my eyes I lay here in my bed.
Realizing not only sugar plums was dancing in my head.
Ohhh it does so seem.
I had one heck of a Christmas Dream.
It put a smile upon my face.
As I try to close my eyes and go back to that place.

K.L.M
12/4/2007


Even though I wrote this a few years ago it seemed the perfect time to re post it again......

MAY THE HOLIDAYS BRING YOU ALL THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF!!

Hummm and noooooooooooo I did not get what I wished for that year hummmm matter of fact I don't see that happening this year either but ohhh well maybe next year

A VERY Merry Holiday to all !

Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my
Wanderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin' reindeer!

Wit' slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
don Christopher wuz here,
And he brought da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin'
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal,
You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'.

Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,
And yous better show some respect!"

Painting the Night Sky

you paint the night sky with your kiss
every soft touch
leaving shooting stars in its wake
the caress of your skin
tugs the moonbeams be to glow brighter, and stronger
like the strings of my heart
strumming a melody
of longing murmurs and wistful sighs
your lips are swallowing black holes
draining the breath of my being
lost in the inky darkness of lust
Twilight is the haven for our passion
cloaking the truth from the Daylight
you only love me in the shadows
dusky mornings chasing our tenderness away
the Sun is my enemy
a mirror I can’t escape

Why did the table go to see the dresser..............












He wanted to get into her drawers!!!!!!

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

Love is sought after,maybe not by all.Many only want it expressed,because they are only takers.
When you have 2 people seeking love,they both tend to work at it.Meaning they both put their feeling out on the table, and they can express what they feel.Being honest is one huge step when seeking love.Say what you want.If the other person feels different move on.Don't waste time on those who just want frosting with out the cake.

i was at dialysis earlyier today and the doctor came in for his regular routine and he told me that my kg weight has been down which is good, and he went ahead and fax over info to see when they can get me on the donor list. i guess he tried before but my kg weight wasent down enough