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Sun 10/11/20 12:29 AM
Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Sun 10/11/20 12:31 AM
Welcome ,dam I am thousands of miles away but there is plenty of free fun to be had right here on the jokes and word games sections good luck

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Fri 10/09/20 12:47 PM
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Fri 10/09/20 12:07 AM
Pathetic toilet wall stuff

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Fri 10/09/20 12:03 AM


to improve my profile? I'm sure there is something I can do other that uploading naked pics.


Put a cucumber in your front jeans pocket?


rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 10/08/20 02:35 PM
With a monumental stroke of luck

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Thu 10/08/20 12:52 PM

I think the bunny ears will give the impression that it's Easter time. Maybe something more seasonally appropriate.

Big silver balls

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Thu 10/08/20 11:18 AM
A main pic without shades , some interests, and fill in all the no answers , you mention nudes ,No !! A couple with fig leaves and band aids over your nipples would get a reaction

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Thu 10/08/20 11:06 AM
Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Thu 10/08/20 11:10 AM


If someone said you had a beautiful body would you just agree or would you hold it against them?


If you're going to quote lyrics, it's fair to give credit--"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?" (The Bellamy Brothers, 1979)
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First time I heard it was Benny Hill 1965 and yes the Bellamy Brothers did a real catchy song

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Thu 10/08/20 11:02 AM
You and thousands of others share this fantasy,

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Tue 10/06/20 11:56 PM
Welcome just head on down to the fun jokes and word games sections below

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Tue 10/06/20 11:49 PM
If someone said you had a beautiful body would you just agree or would you hold it against them?

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Tue 10/06/20 01:01 PM
All this said There are two I know of that did sort of go rogue
Hal 9000 from Space odyssey
And Bomb #20 from Dark star

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Tue 10/06/20 12:49 PM
Edited by Freebird Deluxe on Tue 10/06/20 12:52 PM

If a computer makes an error, it is because a human
has not programmed it correctly.

Or a part wore out.
No one else to blame ;-(

That's what I think too, if it has not broken they never get rid of it because it has made an error or get an engineer to check why it makes these errors

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Tue 10/06/20 12:05 PM
He has deactivated

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Tue 10/06/20 11:51 AM
I could not sleep in a small boat I would worry that a giant shark would eat the boat

A secluded cabin in the woods is likely to be broken into by a psycho with a chainsaw and mask on

Can I have a 5* hotel instead ?

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Tue 10/06/20 11:33 AM
Ha ha ,I knew a few would rise to that bigsmilejust kidding bigsmile

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Tue 10/06/20 11:29 AM
Welcome ,gravy booby bigsmile

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Tue 10/06/20 11:09 AM

please change your main pic it's very disturbing <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Thats why I posted spock

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Tue 10/06/20 11:02 AM
How many times have you heard that ? I never thought computers made errors on their own ,they can crash, break down ,freeze but not make mistakes , when I am told that I ask has the computer been sacked and replaced ?, It is all too easy to blame a machine

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Tue 10/06/20 10:55 AM
It's never the woman's fault , nothing ever is !!rofl