I can't find 'em either...maybe I'm not looking hard enough?

Songstress1...that was absolutely priceless I had tears of laughter running down my face! Thankyou for sharing that with us..brilliant

Even Buffy appreciated that and she's a hard cat to please

Cheese and tomato pizza sandwich with sliced pickled onions and brown sauce...loadsa carbs and loadsa flava

I was here but I'm not any more

Unfortunately it's not just men who do this. Loads of people take drugs on a night out and can just leave it ...some get hooked first time (depending on the drug) and some, I guess just have addictive personalities. It's a very complex issue but I guess the real question is what makes people want to try them in the first place? I dabbled in my teens but never found them to be right for me, I just became high on life instead

Ummm...thanks but no thanks Aaron it'd spoil my appetite.

I'm a proud UK'er so here's a big HIIIIIYAAAA from beautiful Bournemouth on the south coast of england

I've got a black and white cat called Buffy....she rocks

Woohooo


Janie Jones - The Clash

Then it's .....


The Good Times Are Killing Me - Modest Mouse

When I'm a bit tipsy and don't want a chip kebab on my way home from a night out I mix 6 eggs with a tin of tomatoes and some grated cheese with loads of pepper and serve on toast...It looks like vom but tatses bloomin' lovely. I guess bein drunk makes it look all the more appealing

Thankyou s1owhand that's very kind

Generation Text

There's a chip shop horror every Saturday night,
Tank topped, tanked up boys are looking for a fight,
Girls are fighting each other for position at the taxi rank,
Whilst another throws her guts up outside of Barclays bank.

The kebab outlet struggles to keep itself on track,
A lad knocks off a coppers helmet purely for the craic,
Realtunes and polytunes are heard every couple of feet,
And the lamp lights reflect off the damp and shiny street.

Hoodlums are exchanging threats from across the road,
Trouble is a brewing and things are going to explode,
Wolf whistles are issued by a drunken, cocky lout,
We teeter over the cobbles just wanting to get out.

Groups of girls hand in hand giggle at groups of men,
They look like twenty-somethings but act like they are ten,
The cathedral lets the city know the time is half past one,
In an hours time the litter and the revellers will be gone.


Natalia-Jane

(( This song has been edited to exclude the naughty words))

Another Friday Night

A girl flirts outrageously with the cute looking guy behind the bar,
While the bouncers are placing bets on the coloir of her wonderbra,
It's only half past eight and some kids are trying to start a fight,
Another start to another weekend, another friday night.

We move on to a different bar and order a round of drinks,
Some drunken bloke tries to chat us up but man his breath just stinks,
Some girls are giving *****y looks as they shake their cellulite,
Another start to another weekend, another friday night.

The heat in this place makes me look like I'm wearing margarine,
A group of huddled lads are trying to jackpot the quiz machine,
You can tell by their vacant looks that they aren't very bright,
Another start to another weekend, another friday night.

We blow kisses at the DJ to get him to play our favourite song,
And we dance and drink loads as we yell and shout along,
I'm feeling a bit woozy I guess I'm toilet hugging tonight,
Another start to another weekend, another friday night.


Natalia-Jane

Yaay....

Good Day - The Dresden Dolls

Then it's......

We Sleep For Ever - Aiden

Thanks to you all for your positively kind responses

Woohoo......

Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth (dunno how that got there....honest!)

Then it's glowsticks and bottled water at the ready for.....

Lush - Orbital

Daydreams and Hot Chocolate

Break in case of emergency to cause a distraction
I'm biting my tongue to stop a knee jerk reaction
You came into my life with a Dirty Harry attitude
But not even Clint is as composed or cool as you

I wish it was me you were talking to on your mobile phone
I could have shaved my legs on your chisled cheek bones
My mind plays tricks and sees you as a stayer
And I'm skipping into your arms like a faulty CD player

You wiped the latte from your lips with a serviette
I'm trying to not think dirty but it hasn't worked as yet

Three hot chocolates since you left this place
I'm daydreaming of you with a smile upon my face
I don't even know you, I don't even know your name
At the same time tomorrow I'll be waiting here again



Natalia-Jane

Thanks to all you lovely people for being so kind

Thanks TxsGal, again that's very kind....rest assured I haven't finished just yet

Thankyouverymuch, that's very kind

Individual Symbiosis

If I expose my heart will you rip it open and laugh as I bleed to death
Or will you find compassion and humour buried beneath your hatred for me
You're practicing dying and dreaming of reincarnation as you smoke a cigarette
The masks are peeling away as you prepare to unravel the memories of feeling human
Darkness is swift to cover the feelings of being scared as you prepare to meet the end
A lifetime's sorrow, a lifetime's work rememebered by only an urn or a stone

If I expose my jugular would you pierce it with your teeth and gorge upon my blood
Self sanctifying with the warmth and the metalic taste of haemoglobin
I lay in your embrace pale, and my anticipation rising as my pulse begins to slow
You will always have a part of me that lives as long as you are willing to live
Individual symbiosis, so rare and so unique, yet unequivocal and definite
A lifetime's dreams, a lifetime's hopes resting in the heartbeat of another


Natalia-Jane