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This is not really a poem but more of a diary but..I thought it was cute and for those of us who know how cats are may like it..
Enjoy. DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... Cat |
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 really funny
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lmao! That was great!!! Seriously, you should take this idea further...would make for a great short story, in diary form.
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 cute
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{songstress}
This is so cute!  My kid adores cats and l ved this story!
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Songstress1...that was absolutely priceless
I had tears of laughter running down my face! Thankyou for sharing that with us..brilliant Even Buffy appreciated that and she's a hard cat to please 
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Dogs have owners, cats have staff..............
Songstress, this is way too funny
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That was hilarious sweetheart and I have both. I see what they are plotting especially the cat.
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((((( Dena )))))
I have laughed so hard i have tears,, Priceless simply priceless I can see My Cloe thinking right now,, ohhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder if she has read this yet.. Priceless,,, 
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Thanks everyone!!! I have both myself and I know they plot against each other,,glad y'all enjoyed it..not poetry but...is my comic relief from the day.
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