Chicken butt!

Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Doritos....

You can come do my laundry if it makes you feel any better.

I'm a little busy right now. Maybe later. But thanks!

Is that English?

Are you high?

Does Jupiter have cheese?

Yay?

I crush you back, scoundrelicious

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Hershey squirts".

It's fricken 76 degrees here.

that spot on the back of the neck, just below the base of the skull.

i've been told that if you hit that spot.....he can be dead before he even hits the ground....

I will allow it.

Mark and Laura

The fact that, at the drop of a hat, I'll put raw chicken skins and banana peels behind anyone's file desk drawer.

I have a dear friend fighting ovarian cancer. She's doing awesome!! But she told me about a blood test that can detect it super early. It's written down at work....but it's C something 125......ask your doctor about it. It's a test that most insurance companies won't pay for and it will give you a marker if you have the disease. It costs about $160....but when you consider the many tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars you might spend fighting this once it's detected.....

$160 doesn't seem like all that much.

Check it out.

Come at me with a chainsaw.

A perfectly ripe avocado please.

...wraparound pants?




How about Dittos jeans?