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I have a girlfriend
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well, if you are not happy, break up and find someone else. problem solved. next? btw.....jackass. LMAO j/k couldnt resist since you asked.....
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Man Law! - part 16
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just a note to all and then i am off to bed, so dont be offended if i dont respond again.....the capt lived up to his end of our "wendy quitting smoking" bet and he sure was purrrrty!
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Man Law! - part 16
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Can you tell it's getting late and I'm getting goofy?? dont blame it on getting late.
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Would you be willing to
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Never. If somebody doesn't like what I'm wearing the most I'll do is take it off and go naked ;) i hate your clothes!  *starts getting naked for Winnie* WOOOOO HOOOOOO 
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Would you be willing to
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I use to, when I was younger, tight leather outfits, short mini skirts, form fitting jeans but I grew up never grew up, just grew out.
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Would you be willing to
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Never. If somebody doesn't like what I'm wearing the most I'll do is take it off and go naked ;) i hate your clothes!
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need a saturn mechanic
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buy a new car. problem solved. next?
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old timer here!
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One GLORIOUS profile
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Since there is SO much material available out there I've decided to assemble one resplendent prototypical exhibit of inanities and malapropisms comprised of actual quotes collected from online profiles and missives everywhere. Any and all input, intentional or otherwise, is appreciated. Here is a beginning, a seed if you will, from Lex's brain. I don't know what to write here. I'm a fun person who likes to have fun. I'm easy-going and laid-back, and I love my friends. I like to go out or stay in. I would like to meet someone who doesn't play games and who is looking for something meaningful. Anything else you want to know, you'll have to ask. So what's YOUR favorite bit of stupidity? Quotes from online profiles anywhere and everywhere are welcome. And NO identifying stuff from anyone's profile on here! Generic absurdities are fair game. look at my profile. its quite different. lol |
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pet peeves
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pet peeves
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im allergic to cats and i sneeze whenever he is around. and i didnt sneeze, so it was YOU! and quit smacking it, that isnt helping!
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pet peeves
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pet peeves, these stupid adds....this leagal? no, its spam. just keep reporting. i have been. |
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pet peeves
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my butt is numb.
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pet peeves
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yeah im still here, blame aaron. its all his fault.
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pet peeves
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i am a pole dancer in the north. santa is my sugar daddy.
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pet peeves
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awww, ur wearing the underwear i gave you? how nice.
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Surfed on in here just today
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The water's a bit cold right now. No sharks, but there are a few shower stalkers. to which you replied: That was beautiful what you said gearhead. you will fit right in with all the other high people. welcome! |
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pet peeves
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red bull gave me wings.
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pet peeves
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ppl who lurk and not post is a pet peeve of mine. grrr.
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pet peeves
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tiptoes in room and throws tomato at jace. hee hee
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