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A few weeks ago I saw The Woman. *In his best Comic Book Guy voice* Worst film ever! Not even remotely the worst film ever. I thought it was excellent, directed by Lucky McKee who I can turn to when Hollywood keeps throwing crap at the screens. The crap being thrown in that movie was so big it didn't even make it anywhere near the screen. It made it as far as the 10 row and made a huge SPLAT! I'd say the best description of the whole movie would simply be "WTF?!?!". |
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
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Single again. 
I offer this word of advice to you... BEETLEJUICE! 
  Maybe more like getting a bigger yard so I have more room to bury all these bodies.  
I've tried that, but midgets aren't as easy to come by as one may think....
Didn't you get the memo? Due to the overuse of growth hormones in livestock, they raised the maximum height of midgets, so you just barely miss the cut now. 
Damn! 
Yes you did, but it's ok. You know that sometimes I have a habit of not keeping up with the rest of the class..... |
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If it dont fit, dont force it, I say!!! If it don't fit, I get a bigger hammer! |
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NOW thinking about cookies.....
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Oh! I am saddened to hear that.
It's ok. It's not a failed relationship. I've just found another woman who didn't work out with me! |
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A few weeks ago I saw The Woman. *In his best Comic Book Guy voice* Worst film ever!
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
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Single again.
I offer this word of advice to you... BEETLEJUICE!
Maybe more like getting a bigger yard so I have more room to bury all these bodies.
I've tried that, but midgets aren't as easy to come by as one may think....
Didn't you get the memo? Due to the overuse of growth hormones in livestock, they raised the maximum height of midgets, so you just barely miss the cut now.
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MEN!
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Don't care if you LIE to them...... as long as they like the LIE that you tell...... so funny!    Ok here goes.... I Love watching FOOTBALL & drinking beer! LOL  
I don't think that lie would last long with me because it wouldn't be long before I made sure the TV only got football and the fridge would be stocked with nothing but Corona. lol |
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But you are already in a relationship. Who made the first move if you dont mind me asking? I'm in a relationship right now?  Either I missed the message being tattooed onto my chest or you missed the memo. *Finds somebody to rewind the film strip.* I've been single again for about a week. Keep up with the class, people! For my last relationship she made the first move. I THINK even with at least my last 3. As well as MAYBE with all the dates I've had in between with the exception of possibly one or two.
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I wont make the first move. If I really like someone I throw him hints. If he is too dense to pick it up, he isnt for me. If he isnt into me, thats cool too. Hints usually don't work real well with me. It generally takes a note tacked to my forehead with a nailgun before I act on it.... |
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Ummm. Sure!
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Would definitely get her attention.
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I'm here for the free dance lessons. I give dancing lessons, but it involves catching yourself on fire and dropping molten metal in places that it shouldn't go..... |
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Here is a message I received today. "I usually wait for the lady to make the first move, but I saw we have many things in common." There was more, but I have heard the same from lady friends. So if nobody makes the first move, then we are all SOL. It woke me up to the fact that maybe there are many of us thinking the same? I know in my age group, men made the first move, always, or you were considered a promiscuous lady, now this is a GUY telling me, HE waits for the lady to approach! SO, I say, ladies, get off your keister and start searching and sending out those nudges! Out of a hundred nudges, you are bound to get one back. I don't limit distance either, I am willing to relocate and have seen it happen with others. I am grabbing the brass ring and taking the chance, it just might work. To do nothing, then for sure, "nothing" will happen. I'm about the same as that guy. It's not real often that I send out first messages, so if anybody wants a shot at me they gotta come get me. I'm not so sure about sending out nudges. %99 of the time I ignore the nudges that I get. If somebody can't take a couple minutes and actually send a message, I'm not going to waste my time with somebody who can't even start a conversation. |
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Answers Only!
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Just need a bigger hammer....
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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
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Single again.
I offer this word of advice to you... BEETLEJUICE!
Maybe more like getting a bigger yard so I have more room to bury all these bodies.
I've tried that, but midgets aren't as easy to come by as one may think.... |
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she's gone
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Sorry Bro....New Hd is High priced JUNK. I work on em every day. My money is goin Triumph Best engineering in the market,,,,lower price than Hd!!! JMO I rode a chopped trumpet 650 in 74-77. Nice ride. Unfortunately, the new HD's really are WAY overpriced junk. But, at least you don't need to carry around as big of a box of spare bolts and a bag of oil dry like the ones in the 70's.
The Triumph 650's weren't bad for their time. I have a '79 Yamy XS650 Special and people are constantly stopping me and asking if it's a Triumph.
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what's your hobby ....?
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I build full-sized replicas of national monuments out of ear wax, nail clippings, belly button lint and drain hair.
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Why do UFO's need lights?
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I think the bigger question should be that if they're going the speed of light and they turn on their headlights, what happens?
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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
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Single again.
I offer this word of advice to you... BEETLEJUICE!
Maybe more like getting a bigger yard so I have more room to bury all these bodies.
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