i still haven't told mine that i left ga to move to utah 2weeks ago to be with the man i met online

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.


They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.
Peter asks the first girl, ' Tiffany, have you ever had any
contact with a male organ?
She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.


St.Peter says, ' Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.


St.Peter asks the next girl the same question, '
Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?'

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and stroked one.

St. Peter says, ' Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, 'Reeva, What seems to be the rush?'

The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.

he must not get out much

hoobastank - the reason

battery operated boyfriend

i should've known you'd say something like that

my B.O.B does

i hung one of my necklaces on my man's mirror so he could be reminded of me when he's away

omg i had to do a may day dance to that song in 4th grade

the only thing my ex ever did right was make my daughter

neither one would...they're both just things and can be replaced...the only things that can't are pictures...i'd be more concerned about pics of my daughter being burned

that's sad to hear

that's why i use stealth mode.....so i can peek and not get caught.....

is your name tatoo...are you seeing airplanes cause i swear you're living on fantasy island

night at the roxbury

hey mikey

STP - interstate love song

paul simmon