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A Preposition Lesson
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On my 53rd birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what
I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be longer and harder than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.' I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?'' Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded. ' But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon. 'I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Jaynene to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, '1-2-3!' Immediately, I was the manliest of men.Jaynene was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, 'What was the 1-2-3 for?' And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition. |
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words of wisdom
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every rose has it's thorn and every cowboy sings a sad song
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Push my button!
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carebears stare
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write whatever you want
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big chit poppin little chit stoppin what does that mean???? T.I is from here in atl baby |
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write whatever you want
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shake and bake
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guess what
Edited by
mandyatl81
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Wed 06/11/08 02:34 PM
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Holy Handgrenades Batman!!! I've always known someone was watching. Hah, and they all said I was paranoid!!!! i always feel like....somebody's watchin me |
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guess what
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Thought you were gonna say "chichen butt" lmao.... 
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mac and cheese help
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look...if it's old school mac n cheese...you should make it old school.... but that's boring |
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guess what
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I got my eye on you |
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mac and cheese help
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ok i have a generic box of old school mac and cheese and i want to know the microwave directions...does anybody have them  well if it were me i would put a dab of milk a little water enough so the pasta boils in microwave and at end throw in dry cheese mix
but how long does it take pasta to bowl in the microwave 8-10 minutes depending on your oven. thank you....
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mac and cheese help
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ok i have a generic box of old school mac and cheese and i want to know the microwave directions...does anybody have them well if it were me i would put a dab of milk a little water enough so the pasta boils in microwave and at end throw in dry cheese mix
but how long does it take pasta to bowl in the microwave |
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mac and cheese help
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does it really take that long...i could do it on the stove faster
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mac and cheese help
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ok i have a generic box of old school mac and cheese and i want to know the microwave directions...does anybody have them
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Tatts or No Tatts
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i'm a tuff girl i got 11
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im eating
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i'm smoking a cigarette cause i'm horny again 
do tell do tell
oh etrain...let's cyber you hot stud |
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im eating
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i'm smoking a cigarette cause i'm horny again
what did you choke on exactly....lol |
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im eating
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i'm smoking a cigarette cause i'm horny again
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Divorce
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never been married...i can't help you there
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who do you think?
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I'm confused. Is this justsayhi or justsayhighschool? 
get your act together...you know this is justsayhighschool...and yes, its the year 2045! where communism is now the regime of our nation!!! ruled only by uncle jessie from full house! and yes, he only goes by that name now!!! woot woot
you can't use woot...it confuses the old people |
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Women and Mutual Match
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mutual match is a computer program designed to lure you to another web site by showing you people who don't really exist...or at least breathe hey i clicked interrested on your mutual match... 
oh no...i've had enough of voicemail today |
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