i still use jsh...everything is right there when you log in...no searching through graphics and advertisments to find what you need like on mingle2

thanks...i thought it was cute

New sunburn treatment


A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.


He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.


With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous iv feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him,doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition,
but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

An elderly man in Alabama owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.



One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.



As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.



One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned and replied, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.

This is a joke, it is not politically correct!



A man goes to a public golf course.

He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says,
'I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.'

The man behind the counter says, 'The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this: We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies.

If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, 'I think my driver will do the job.'

The robot caddie turned to the man and said , 'No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole.'

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, 'I think this green is gonna break left to right.'

The robot then again spoke up and said, 'No sir.I do believe this green will break right to left'

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine.He made his putt and birdied the hole and thanks to the robot for his advice.

But his luck didn't end there.His entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, 'How was your game ?'

The golfer stated, 'It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played.

Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week.A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.

Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, 'I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please.'

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, 'Well the 18 holes is no problem.However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints.'

Confused, the golfer cried, 'COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained about those robots?They were incredible'

The man sighed and said, 'Well, it wasn't their performance.
It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway.'

The golfer said, 'So then why didn't you just paint them black?'
The man nodded sadly and replied, 'We did. Then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the other is running for President.

but it vibrates....

OUCH...that hurt man...

being too horny

no....they were narcin on me in my dream

sssshhhhh....that's not the issue at hand here

damn....

you've spent too much time on mingle 2 when you dream about it....i had a dream last night that someone was emailing my friends about me

down boy....

it's officially hump day in my neck of the woods....how bout ya'll..

yep

i'm getting sleepy...how bout you

hey RJ...

((fear))

rowell, ga woot woot